Our Staff Picks column takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version of Staff Picks has a decidedly skintillating angle, as we suss out which films from a particular subgenre are the best to find great nudity. This week let's cover one a skinteresting genre: foreign vampires!
Why foreign vampires? I feel like I have focused on vampire vixens a lot in the past. I can't help it - I love them. Vampires are also pretty much all about sex. Think about it: they seduce their victims to get close enough to bite their neck which is very intimage. There is a lot of nudity in vampire films and it is no different around the globe:
Vampyros Lesbos
Jesus Franco directed this Spanish classic from the 1970s that is loosely based on the lesbian vampire story 'Carlotta' about a wealthy vampiress seducing an innocent young woman. In this version of the story, the vampire vixen seduces a beautiful blonde away from her husband!
Soledad Miranda plays the vampire queen who seduces Ewa Strömberg and she does it with ease. Is that any surprise? Just take a look at her - she's beautiful. This Spanish actress was skintastically seductive on screen in all of her hot scenes. She basically turned women around the world into a lesbo for her.
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
Ana Amipour directed this 2014 Iranian film about a vampire vigilante. It takes place in a fictional town called Bad City in which bad things tend to happen at night. In this dystopic place, one young woman rides around on a skateboard at night and keeps watch on the goings on that happen in the shadows. What's a beautiful young woman played by Sheila Vand going to do about the bad guys? Luckily for Bad City, she is a vampire! This alluring film gives us a lot to look at when Sheila soaks her suck sacks in the bath.
Twins of Evil
This British movie gives us a true nightmare in the form of vampire twins. The twist? They are also super sexy. Hammer Studios produces this cult classic from 1971 which starred the real-life sister Mary Collinson and Madeleine Collinson. The babes were HOT in the 1970s and had even posed for Playboy as twin Miss Octobers right before starring in this film.
The Collinson ladies are delicious daughters of Satan in this film that bares both fangs and fun bags. If you have twin fantasies, then this is the horror film for you!
Vampire Journals
This Romanian-directed 1997 film stars plenty of beautiful babes, but my eyes are on one lovely lady in particular. Rodica Lupu bares boobage when she gets fanged down by a vampire who bites her neck. Things get bloody, but they also get booby and I will never shy away from staring at that. Elvira Deatcu slips her dress down and reveals knockers to die for.
Do you want more sexy vampires? Check out this hot playlist that features vampire vixens from all over the world:
