Nude Scenes from
Secretary (2002)

HBO teams with Oprah Winfrey and the writer of Secretary for promising new series.

Oprah Winfrey has been completely dominating the headlines lately with her announcement that she's ending her cultishly loved TV show after 25 years. So encompassing is her media coverage, even we're talking about the chat queen for the second time in a week.

Last week Oprah drilled Jenna Jameson about her porno past, and today we're learning that Winfrey has signed on to produce a sexually charged new series for HBO. Even better news is that the series' scribe, Erin Cressida Wilson, is best known for writing the perfect role in which to see Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, the S&M drama Secretary.

Get all the details on this bizarre collaboration after the cut.

Some may wonder what advice I, Mr. Skin, the world’s foremost authority on celebrity nudity, can provide to amorously adventurous, married—and now, no doubt, harried—attempted-blackmail victim David Letterman.

Well, for one, I can tell him where to find the greatest women-in-prison shower scene of all time (29 minutes into 1983’s Chained Heat, where new fish Linda Blair gets a taste of queen jailbird Sybil Danning).

But, more practically, I can offer guidance to Dave via lessons I’ve gleaned from vital naked movie moments. In fact I can even give him:

Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Extramarital/Interoffice Nude Scenes (and What David Letterman Can Learn from Them)

10. Secretary (2002)

Time: 1 hour, 15 minutes

Nude: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Scene: Maggie leans forward on a desk for boss James Spader, who removes her undergarments and spanks that assistant.

The Lesson: Love hurts. So much, sometimes, it can leave you black and blue and read (on the very gossip sites you’ve forever struggled to avoid) all over.

See the complete list after the cut.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

October 16 is Boss’s Day.

The secular celebration of workplace superiors was initially registered in 1958, and then proclaimed an official, uh, thing by Illinois Governor Otto Kerner in 1962.

Apparently, nations around the globe honor Boss’s Day and, in 2007, Hallmark increased its Boss’s Day card lines by 90 percent.

Mr. Skin believes that the very breast way to boost the spirits of one’s supervisor is to turn him (or, especially, her) on by watching a Skinstant Classic salute to the 2002 sensation Secretary.

Not only will you enjoy naked Maggie Gyllenhaal in bondage, you’ll likely come away with skinnovative ideas to liven up your own office. Press play now to watch the video. It’s boss!

There was a time before the world saw and fell in love with Maggie Gyllenhaal nude. And there’s everything that’s happened since then. The dividing line is marked by the release of the ultra-kinky cult sensation Secretary -- which opened in theaters on this date in 2002.

Secretary deservedly made a skinstant star of Maggie Gyllenhaal, who brilliantly embodies the titular figure-- a submissive office assistant to domineering lawyer James Spader. Their relationship evolves into full-blown S&M sex-mania, while an undercurrent of true passion and a believable love story makes the movie a one-of-a-kind classic.

Maggie Gyllenhaal has since gone on to bare her lusciously lanky naked body in Strip Search, Happy Endings, and Sherrybaby. But it all began with Secretary. Watch Mr. Skin’s Skinstant Classic salute.

Maggie Gyllenhaal Dishes on Onscreen Nudity

If you are like the average fan of celebrity nudity, you've often wondered what it would be like to go home every night and see the fabulous flesh that millions of viewers witness splashed across the big screen. According to gorgeous gamine Maggie Gyllenhaal, it's not very fun--but her fiance sure digs it! When faced with the prospect of spying fiance Peter Saarsgaard's Saars-hard in a movie scene, Maggie shudders, explaining: "I hate it when Peter does a love scene. I'd hate it if he was doing it. I'd put up with it, I'd understand, but I wouldn't like it." Peter, on the other hand, has no qualms about Maggie showing off her Gyllen-hooters on celluloid.

Amateur Porn Star Killer or APSK (Picture: 1 - 2) for short—is the latest deep-impact outrage from maverick-with-a-movie-camera Shane Ryan and his micro-budget powerhouse studio Alter Ego Cinema. Brutal, unflinching, and bombastically explicit, Amateur Porn Star Killer is a mock-documentary that recreates videotapes made by a psycho who preys on would-be sex starlets.