Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2002)

If you've ever wondered what Middle Earth would look like if it was full of stacked babes willing to let you stick your face between their hooter hills, have a look at Showtime's T&A filled Tolkien parody Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003). There's no Peter Jackson, just tons of stuff to jack it to, in this story of a trio of Throbbits from Diddle Earth, led by Dildo Saggins (Erin Brown AKA Misty Mundae) tasked with destroying a legendary G-string that grants its wearer all sorts of power. Along the journey, they'll do battle with the evil wizard Sourass (John Paul Fedele) and a gross creature named Ballem (John Link), but also riff on non-LOTR stuff like The Wizard of Oz (1930) and Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975). But as fun as parody flicks are, they're a lot more fun when you see awesome pairs of Double D's! A day may come when men don't want to see naked women doing dirty things with each other. But it is not this day! So, check out the pixie haired, perky boobed babe Anoushka's awesome breasts as she gets them licked by an equally naked Allanah Rhodes. But there are even more whores heading to Mordor! Darian Caine, C.J. DiMarsico, and Barbara Joyce all have a girl on girl on girl sex session in the forest. These bisexual bombshells eat breakfast, then chow dowon on pink taco for second breakfast! There's also A.J. Khan, Ruby Larocca, and Suzi Lorraine, but we really enjoyed seeing Chelsey Hampshire play a tree nymph who's more like a nymphomaniac, since she demands lesbian lovemaking. But the best stuff comes from the star of the show, Misty Mundae, who we watch rub one out in the woods in front of a wizard, and have a great session of group sex with some women in the woods. You shall not pass on seeing all that ass in Lord of the G-Strings!