Megan Fox will still wed BAG. (Daily Stab)

Also, Megan Fox shows off awesome cleavage. (IDLYITW)

Paris Hilton is single. What are you going to do about it? (The Blemish)

Pam Anderson’s Baywatch bathing suit is up for auction. (Attuworld)

Feminist pornographers to address UC Berkeley class. (AVN)

Katy Perry has a lollipop stuck in her cleavage, and you’ll like it. (Popoholic)

Karolina Kurkova has no navel. (Flisted)

Quantum of Solace babe Olga Kurylenko talks movie nudity, sexiness. (Fox News)

Reality show about high-end call girls being pitched to Showtime. (Reverse Cowgirl)

Aaron Eckhart says Angelina Jolie would make fantastic Catwoman. (Female First) more…

Scarlett Johansson boobs make for great gazonga cleavage. (Egotastic)

Katy Perry: “My boobs are not fake!” (Hot Online News)

Shoshanna Lonstein bikini pics. (Hollywood Sleazy)

Best close-ups of Li-Lo’s boobs. (Complex)

Jessica Simpson overdoes her DSLs. (The Superficial)

20 Hottest Victoria’s Secret Models. (Manofest)

Famous hooker Ashlee Dupree talks to Diane Sawyer. (TMZ)

Possible sex scene in the new Star Trek movie? (Yeeeah)

A 44-year-old stripper sues for age discrimination. (Bitten and Bound)

Kristen Johnston strips for PETA ad. (IMDB)





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Boob Tube is Light on the Nudes, Heavy on the Super Sexy

A week with no True Blood nudity? A week with no Californication nudity? What a depressing turn of events! Although the past seven days featured only ONE nude scene on the small screen, what a scene it was! Adult goddess Jenaveve Jolie gifted us with creamy, cocoa-licious T&A on Entourage.

And the non-nude but very sexy scenes were no slouch this week either! Former child star Madeline Zima gave us something to drink in Californication, Teri Hatcher made us desperate in Desperate Housewives, Alyson Hannigan made with the huge pregnant cleavage on How I Met Your Mother, and classic TV mega-star Jennifer Aniston nearly showed 30B rack on 30 Rock.

See pics after the jump! more…

Hail, sweet Paris Hilton cleavage, shine a light on me. (The Grumpiest)

Kendra Wilkinson nude, Holly Madison nude, and Bridget Marquardt in a Girls Next Door nude video. (NS4W)

Hayden Panettiere hot and sweaty camel-toe. (The Grumpiest)

Tara Reid catwalk pokies. (Yeeeah!)

Beyonce’s best ass moments. (Complex)

Hugh Jackman flashed by woman while he was performing on Broadway. (IMDB)

Monica Cruz panty upskirt. (IDLYITW)

Victoria's Secret models in bikinis. (Egotastic)

Shania Twain hath hot cleavage-meat. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jenna Jameson is pregnant and sexy. (Faded Youth) more…

Superdupermodel Kate Moss in a see-through sweater. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Supermodel Marisa Miller nude pics. (Egotastic)

Supermodel Lydia Hearst nude pics by Terry Richardson. (Nudography)

Multiple other supermodel nip slips and see-throughs. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Nicole Kidman to play a transsexual. (Socialite Life)

Pam Anderson's kids get teased at school about mom’s sex tape. (Celebitchy)

Katy Perry: The Eyes Have Tit! (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew Barrymore is a lesbian dream-date. (Yeeeah)

Jessica Simpson's super-cleavage causes injury to others. (Nip Slip)

Boobie chick Sandee Westgate reviews Zombie Strippers. (Tuna Flix)

Angelina Jolie’s original photos for W were “too racy.” (IMDB)

Lindsay Lohan comes clean about being bisexual. (Page Six)

Beyonce wants to play Wonder Woman. (Dlisted)

Taylor Swift photographed by fans at Victoria's Secret. (NY Post)

Nuts magazine presents “Assess My Breasts.” (NUTS!) more…

The Nanny Diaries Star's Na-Na Dairies Return!

Ever since Scarlett Johansson got engaged to Canadian actor (and former fiance of Alanis Morissette) Ryan Reynolds, her skinfamously succulent cleavage has been on a bit of a hiatus.

The actress, who cites her front rump as her breast accessory, is historically rarely seen without a low-cut outfit showcasing her amazingly ample assets.

Now that she and Reynolds have tied the knot, Scarlett is giving the rest of us something to celebrate--by letting the gorgeous crack between her rack out for air again.

ScarJo showed up to a Parkinson's research fundraiser sponsored by Michael J. Fox's organization, and wore a dress that made non-Parkinson's sufferers quiver uncontrollably.

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Heidi Angers One Nation with Halloween Costume, Delights Another with Jiggly Cleavage Commercial

No one does Halloween like Heidi Klum. While all the other stars half-heartedly don wigs or maybe a plain mask, hottie Heidi goes all out with ultra-elaborate, one-of-a-kind outfits that drop jaws. This year, she outdid even herself when she slipped into bright blue spandex and showed up to her annual party as Kali, the Hindu goddess of death and destruction. However, Hindu leaders aren't as excited about the costume, saying:

"Goddess Kali is highly revered in Hinduism and she is meant to be worshipped in temples and not to be used in clubs for publicity stunts or thrown around loosely for dramatic effects."

And speaking of dramatic and loose, after the cut you can check out the Heidi's brand new commercial for Guitar Hero: World Tour, in which she replicates Tom Cruise's Risky Business dance. In nothing but bra, panties, and socks. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle! more…

Helena Christensen kicks ass--and nearly shows ass--in the new pirate-themed commercial for Agent Provocateur lingerie. (Faded Youth)

Coco T did not get naked for Halloween as promised. She came close, though! (D Listed)

Booble, booble, toil and trouble. Top-heavy English crumpet Keeley Hazell is the sexiest topless witch we've ever seen. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

Samuel L. Jackson was thrilled to star in a movie with porn legend Vanessa del Rio! (IMDb)

Holly Madison is making magic with Criss Angel. It's official! (CelebNewsWire)

Suzanne Somers still proves that two's company. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eliza Dushku does Halloween right by dressing up as . . . sexy Eliza Dushku? (The Blemish)

Sneak peek at Britney's sexy new album cover! (Cityrag)

Olivia Munn dresses up as Princess Leia. Help me, Boner-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. (The Grumpiest) more…

Mr Skin Fave Jessica Biel Gets Cleavy in the Back of a Car

We haven't seen much from Jessica Biel lately. Sure, there are her romantic getaways to Rome and other fancy places with boyfriend Justin Timberlake and the constant rumors that she's mere days from becoming Mrs. JT. But since her crack-baring turn in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, the pickings have been slim for Biel fans. Yet she remains one of the most popular actresses on MrSkin.com, possibly because anticipation for her rumored celebrity nude scene in her upcoming movie Powder Blue is high.

But until Jessica's (hopefully) topless turn in Powder Blue comes along to cure your blue balls, Mr Skin presents you with Jessica Biel's ample, overflowing cleavage, via The Superficial.It's sure to please your timber-snake! more…

Busty Baywatch Hottie Traci Bingham Shows off a Lovely Set of Gourds in the Pumpkin Patch

Aside from the occasional stint on reality TV (including a much-appreciated nude turn on The Girls Next Door in 2006), we don't see much of Baywatch and Playboy fave Traci Bingham these days. So it's Mr Skin's great honor to be able to mention Traci's name on this blog two days in a row. Yesterday Bingham gave us a peek at the protruding cherries atop her two scoops of hot fudge sundae while taking out the trash, and today she's once again flaunting her funbags, this time while wearing an evening gown and visiting a pumpkin patch! Mr Skin can't quite explain her choice of attire, but seeing Traci's ripe, seasonally appropriate pumpkins sure makes me want to squash my broomstick!

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Keeley Hazell takes a bath. We watch. Cliock the pic to see Keely Hazell nude.(NSFWceleb)

Helena Christensen bares mams about town in Man About Town magazine. (Nudography)

Deep Throat director Gerard Damiano: Rest in Piece of Ass. (AVN)

Do you think Bono can get a boner? (Yeeeah)

Sandy Taylor was on Howard Stern today, and naked lots of times before that. (Bitten and Bound)

Christina Aguilera heats up Abu Dhabi. (Just Jared)

Traci Bingham: nice cans. (TMZ)

Nicole Richie is cleava-licious. (Egotastic)

AnnLynne McCord wears a bikini as a dress. Cool. (Superficial)

Brittany Gastineau sports lingerie in public. (Drunken Stepfather)

90210's AnnaLynne McCord looks sexy, sexy, sexy. (The Blemish)

Blake Lively makes the most of tit pasties. (Drunken Stepfather) more…

Xtina as Sexy Boobarella-Style Spacebabe Will Send Your Rocket Into Orbit. Dirrty!

Christina Aguilera's got a terrific set of lungs.

And the always-jawdroppingly gorgeous songstress is showing them off--aurally and visually--in a new promotional photo shoot for her upcoming greatest hits collection.

Straddling a rocket, cradling a pair of penis-shaped phones in her fists, lounging seductively on a couch that resembles pursed lips, and lying on the floor with her 10-mile-long legs spread wide, Xina looks more like XXXina in some of her most amazing, bra-busting pics to date.

"Promo", after all, looks very close to "porno".

After the cut, check out another sizzling shot of Christina . . . blowing a phallic object! more…