Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
breasts, bush
Synopsis: The movie opens on a high note--in your shorts!--when Linda stands before the flag, fully frontal. Oh, you'll be saluting, all right. (24 seconds)
breasts, bush, butt
Synopsis: Linda hits the floor with Mr. Mustache for some serious quim-sticking. See bush, boobs, and beautiful booty! (56 seconds)
breasts, bush
Synopsis: A chimp in a coonskin cap narrates the action as Linda and her man hump--she shows it all. Nice POONskin cap! (100 seconds)
breasts
Synopsis: Lots of lovely Lovelace lactoids as she lounges by the phone. (50 seconds)
breasts, bush, butt
Synopsis: Breastage and backend in the field as Linda and her dude embrace against the strains of spiritual music. Praise B's! (86 seconds)
butt
Synopsis: While a list of uplifting tunes rolls by, Linda uplifts the audience with a few of her butt while strolling through a field. (13 seconds)
breasts, bush
Synopsis: We bid Linda adieu as she goes fetchingly frontal, riding a dude's pole while delivering her skinaugural address. Looks like she's a Mamocrat AND a Re-pubic-an! (35 seconds)