Southern Comforts (1971)

Even the Yanks weren't able to look away, look away, look away, with their dicks in hand, watching the busty belles of Southern Comforts (1971). Crafted by Bethel Buckalew, who would go on to make white trash trash-fests like Country Cuzzins (1972) and The Pig Keeper's Daughter (1972), it's the story of a backwoods beauty pageant that devolves into chaos when all the contestant start having sex with each other, the judges, the crowd, and anyone else who had the good fortune of stumbling into the barn out in the sticks where they're holding it. Jackie Richesin is The Colonel, a dumb old man who gets convinced by some youngins that his barn would be perfect for hosting the stocked full of talentless talent, pageant, by his younger family members. While he probably expected a more demure event worthy of the ladies and gentlemen of the South, instead he got a finger lickin, or at least hand spittin in, good time! Yes, we get full frontal from nearly every sexy Southern girl in this one, particularly during one scene where they all display their goods onstage. There's Monica Gayle, Wendy Winders, Judy Angel and Debbie Osborne all going full frontal as they complete the swimsuit undressing portion of the event. That'll have you twirling your baton! We like what we see, and apparently they do too because it's not long before Monica, Wendy and Judy are all rolling in the hay together! If real life hillbillies had hills like that, we'd ditch Chi-town and become rednecks just for the sex! The women of SoCo are so damn hot! The South will rise again if we get to see those pies again, like we did in Southern Comforts!