Weeping Willows: Celebs Nude and Crying

While these actresses are crying, you'll be weeping semen from your hard erection. It's not cruel to get off on the misfortune of another when they're naked and sexy as these celebs. It's a hard scene to watch, but if you keep your eyes on the prize that is Sarah Butler's butt in I Spit on Your Grave: Unrated (2010) and ignore her tears as just good acting, then you'll spit on your penis. With an ass like that, Mischa Barton in Closing the Ring (2007) shouldn't be sad. Completely naked and crying makes Julianne Nicholson in Flannel Pajamas (2005) a bedtime treat. Jennifer Stock in Bloodsucking Freaks (1976) is being tortured by some kinky cuties, so it's understandable that she'd be in tears as they try to tear her apart. Kelly Preston in 52 Pick-Up (1986) gets her top ripped off to she her topless. She cries, but things pick up for us since we get to see her tits. Sandra Cassel in The Last House on the Left (1972) is not having a good time, but we can, if we say to ourselves, "It's only a movie, and it moves me." What a mean interrogator. He makes Maggie Gyllenhaal cry in Strip Search (2004). You'd think he'd be nicer since she's completely nude on a stool. Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas (1995) in the shower after some unpleasantry. More crying in the shower from Diane Lane in Must Love Dogs (2005). Béatrice Dalle in Betty Blue (1986) is blue, but her betties are beautiful. Fully naked and full-bodied Kate Winslet in Holy Smoke! (1999) is a crying wow. Get a tissue.