Megan Fox: wet top, hard nips. (Less Clothes)

Howard Stern got Jillian Gracepregnant albeit in a roundabout, via-David-Spade kind of way. (Marks Friggin)

David Duchovny is a Californicator. (Yeeeah!)

Julianne Moore boobs out in Italian Vogue. (Nudography)

Me-WOW! Kim Kardashian’s Pussycat Doll video. (IDLYITW)

Ciara poses for near-vaginal Vibe cover so you won’t need Cialis. (Oh No They Didn’t)

Jordan with a horse. (Drunken Stepfather)

Christina Ricci is bikini peachy. (The Grumpiest)

Anna Semenovic sings about vodka, borscht, and bears, and also poses in (and out of) hot, hot underwear. (Holy Taco)