From naked Natalia Wrner in the Starz mini-series The Pillars of the Earth to nude Naomi Watts in the drama Mother and Child, this pre-Christmas week features some stocking-stuffer DVDs that will also stuff the stocking in your pants.
The Pillars of the Earth
The Starz historical miniseries The Pillars of the Earth chronicles the building of a cathedral in 12th century England. But if you're not into spires and arches, you can still check out the flying buttresses of co-star Natalia Wrner. Star Hayley Atwell uses a possible stunt butt for her nude scene, but naked Natalia puts her own architecture on display. Forget "brick house," she's built like a stone church!
Mother and Child
Ever electrifying Naomi Watts puts in her sixth career nude scene and her costar Kerry Washington does her fourth in the drama Mother and Child. Naomi bares butt and then showing off her motherrific mammaries and muff when she goes fully frontal on the balcony and Ms. Washington will have you erecting a monument in your pants when she reveals right rackage in bed with her boyfriend. Naomi and Kerry are the mothers of skinvention. I guess that makes me Frank Slappa!
The Quintessential Guy Maddin! 5 Films from the Heart of Winnipeg
The Quintessential Guy Maddin! 5 Films from the Heart of Winnipeg is a four-disc box set of far-out movies from Canadian arthouse auteur Guy Maddin. Included are the 1997 fantasy The Twilight of the Ice Nymphs, featuring the rumptastic rear of Pascale Bussires, 2003's Cowards Bend the Knee with naked Melissa Dionisio, and the 1992 flick Careful, where we get full frontal from Gosia Dobrowolska and TA from Katya Gardner and Sarah Neville. What a guy Maddin is!
