Sternenfänger is a German TV show. It's a family drama that takes place by a lake. There's, you know, tragedy and rebirth and all that stuff that fuels soap operas. Only, since this is a European version of the family drama, there is also nudity. Lots of nudity. Mostly breasts, and mostly from Florentine Lahme as Valery Krämer, Cheryl Shepard as Caroline Krämer and Nora Tschirmer as Paula Behringer, and Sabine Vitua as Marianne Kiesbach. But that's good enough to get our patriarch hard.