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Mr. and Mrs. Sleuth were walking past the White House the other day—the D.C. version of ‘A Guy Walks into a Bar’ {except ours is no joke
and actually happened}. Surrounded by Canadian flags flying around the grounds, they realized that ‘The Sexiest Politician in the World’ had just hit town for a state dinner!

“May the special connection between our two countries continue to flourish in the years to come,” the newly elected 44-year-old Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau toasted his host, President Obama, “and may my gray hair come in at a much slower rate than yours has.” After Obama bragged, “Where’s the Stanley Cup right now? I’m sorry, is it in my hometown?,” Trudeau taunted: “Don’t get me started. I would argue that it’s better to be the leader of a country that consistently wins Olympic gold medals in hockey.” And you thought Donald Drumpf was the only politician engaging in ‘mine’s bigger’ banter!

Speaking of Drumpf, his Super Tuesday showing the week before resulted in “How to move to Canada” topping the list of Google searches
“and the yuuuge amount of traffic crashed the Canadian government’s immigration website,” wrote the Washington Post. “There’s already been a threatened celebrity stampede, with famous folk such as Miley Cyrus and Cher promising they’ll head north (look south, signed). For those considering a move, this week offers a rare opportunity to get an ‘up close and personal’ look at the leader of their prospective adoptive country.” And for Sleuth, an opportunity to go there with his entire family!

“In an endless parade of pale-faced chairmen and ambassadors,” the Post described the dinner, “a tiny clutch of celebrity guests stood out: Grey’s Anatomy actress Sandra Oh, Michael J. Fox (born in Alberta) and singer-songwriter Sara Bareilles (whose hits include ‘Love Song’), who provided the after-dinner entertainment.” Ottawa native Oh opined: “I’m extremely proud of Canada. Obviously [Trudeau] carries the legacy of one of our greatest prime ministers so I’m extremely excited to meet him.” Those nips show just how excited, below!

“He’s cool,” echoed Michael J. Fox {who arrived with wife Tracy Pollan}. “I was big fan of his dad. When I was a kid we had the coolest world leader going. His son seems to be pretty cool too.” As does the surf in St. Bart’s where racy Tracy’s pokies stood at attention.

Promising “my best mid-tempo ballads and as many jokes as I can muster,” Michelle Obama’s favorite singer Sara Bareilles belted out ‘Brave’ after dinner under a portrait of Abraham Lincoln in the State Dining Room. “I swear like a frickin’ trucker,” Sara said in 2014. “Fuck! This is amazing! Fuck you! You know, it’s really an expressive
dynamic word” (below). At least she avoided a wardrobe malfunction by wearing a turtleneck: “You don’t want a boob flying out ’cause that’s just awkward for everyone,” the singer notes.

“The tastiest tabloid fodder on the invite list, though,” the Washington Post concluded, “was Deadpool actor Ryan Reynolds and his wife, Blake Lively, the star of primetime soap opera Gossip Girl and any number of beauty commercials.” At the White House, alas, she had to leave her cell phone and nip slip behind!

“No other leader in the world is as sexy,” declared Britain’s Daily Mail upon young Trudeau’s election last October. “His win was not only applauded by his famous father’s left-leaning fans but also by swooning women around the globe.” Just like dear old dad nearly 50 years before


As the New Republic put it: “Justin Trudeau inherited both his good looks and his sexual liberalism from his parents, Pierre and Margaret Trudeau” {it seems he inherited his chest, more so than hers}.

Having “shocked Washington by wearing a knee-length dress to a White House state dinner” 40 years before, Margaret Trudeau received a ‘Standing O’ when President Obama introduced her to the crowd upon her return last week. “It’s their turn,” said the still-sexy 67-year-old, “and the wonder and the joy of life is that I had my turn. It was a rocky, wonderful road I was on.”

So what life lessons could ‘the family Wild Child’ impart to her dishy daughter-in-law Sophie GrĂ©goire
the former TV reporter recently named ‘The Hottest First Lady in the World’ by the New York Post? “Don’t be a little Downtown Abbey lady caught in the drawing room,” Maggie maintained. “Be part of your life. Every day.” Even if he’s not home every night? “Despite having a knockout wife, Trudeau has been dogged by rumors of infidelity,” reports correspondent Kyle Smith. “Our marriage isn’t perfect,” Justin admitted in 2015. “and we have had difficult ups and downs. We are honest with each other, even when it hurts.” This passionate lip-smack she put on him in March 2012 must have left a mark!

Asked if she had any regrets, Trudeau’s busty bride replied: “I wish I had breastfed for a year instead of six months” {yes mams, above left}. A certified yoga instructor, sexy Sophie is limber in the Lotus position (above right): “I get inspired by my yoga practice,” she smiles. “I think it brings me to that little person inside of me
that’s both male and female—the perfect balance between the two.” While her hunky husband was branded “a fag” by no less than ridiculous Rob Ford (the disgraced former mayor of Toronto), Mrs. Trudeau refuses to respond to the rumors, including whether Justin cheated: “Ask if whatever happened in our lives—I’m not saying it did or it didn’t—as if we would ever answer that.” Her lips are sealed (below right)
but not her hips—the “cuddly” couple has three kids.

Infidelity might run in the family: “Both Pierre Trudeau and Margaret Trudeau were promiscuous, and publicized how many conquests they had,” ranted right-wing reporter Ezra Levant (called ‘Canada’s counterpart to Sean Hannity). “They didn’t even pretend to keep their oaths to each other
Pierre banged anyone. He was a slut.”

That would constitute the kindest thing ever said about mom Margaret. Called “Canada’s Fallen First Lady,” the 22-year-old bride told the press: “If I don’t feel like wearing a bra I don’t wear one (like above right, holding baby Justin). I’ve never let my nipples show at a state function though—I’d be frightened to death the old men would have heart attacks.” Said Sondra Gotlieb, wife of the Canadian ambassador to the U.S. at the time: “Her sensuality radiated throughout the room.”

And even found the eye of the world’s most eligible bachelor, Prince Charles—whom she said she “caught looking down the front of my dress” at an Ottawa dinner in April 1975: “Charles blushed and admitted that his father always told him to look into his partner’s eyes when she was wearing a low-cut dress” (above left). Replied mouthy Maggie to the Prince: “Feast ye while ye may. If I wasn’t 3 months pregnant, there would be nothing to see.” Exhibit A (cup) was her dancing in a see-thru top sans bra at Studio 54 in 1979 (above right)!

But that exposure was nothing compared to the night our naughty ‘Neighbor to the North’ eschewed not just her bra but also her panties at decadent Studio 54 on May 11, 1979! Having flown the coop from the Prime Minister’s residence, Mrs. Trudeau gave the paparazzi a bird’s-eye view of her love nest in the crowded disco. As the New York Post recounts: “A photographer took a NSFW photo of Margaret one evening. She was sitting on the floor, writing with her knees up, and she had neglected to wear any underwear” {Sleuth has an original}:

“The photo was circulated underground to members of the media,” the story continues, “which allegedly incensed estranged hubby Pierre.” When he was voted out of office just eleven days later, one wag suggested that “Maggie’s loose lips may have cost Trudeau re-election” {even baby Justin seems stunned}.

Now having triumphed at the ballot box, the grown-up Trudeau’s wife can only pray her lap can avoid the paps!

Coming Next: Oh, Canada! Part 2—‘Maggie May’
But No Longer with ‘Lucky Pierre’

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