If you're bored to death with Valentine's Day, then you're in luck, because we've got a mondolicious multitude of wild women this week on DVD and Blu-ray. Leading the pack are the sinful scissor sisters of Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010), followed by the gorehound gals of The Human Centipede II (2011), the '70s sexploitation sistas of Modus Operandi (2009), and the necromancer Nazis of The Devil's Rock (2011).
Also nude on DVD and Blu-ray, Amber Heard will give you a Heard-on when you take a double shot of her dairies in The Rum Diary (2011):
A nun enacts bloody revenge on a gang of bad guys in Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2011). When beautiful Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega) crosses paths with the sleazy biker gang Los Muertos, they kidnap her and sell her to clients eager for a real life nun. After a year as a smack-addled hooker, Sister Sarah escapes and becomes the nude embodiment of God’s wrath. With her les-be-friend Sister Angelina by her side, Sister Sarah embarks on a quest for divine justice. Asun and her co-star go fully nude in the cathouse and in a lesbo bubble bath 33 minutes in, and Jessica Elder and Sarah Emmons bare boobs as the gang’s lusty lesbian accomplices. Fast forward to the 1 hour, 7 minute mark to see Asun ensnare her former captor in a skinful scene of lesbian seduction. Holy hairpie, sister!
Put down your popcorn and pick up your barf bag, because master of mayhem Tom Six is back and more disgusting than ever with The Human Centipede 2 (Second Sequence) (2011). Rather than pick up where the first film left off, Human Centipede 2 focuses on Martin (amateur Laurence R. Harvey), a loner who spends his days watching the first Human Centipede over and over and over again. Eventually, however, Martin tires of abusing his own centipede and kidnaps actress Ashlynn Yennie, the star of the first film 
(appearing as herself), for some good old-fashioned illegal-surgery torture-porn fun. Ashlynn's apples return for the sequel 59 minutes in, and Katherine Templar goes full frontal as she’s being kidnapped at the 57 minute mark. The sick kicks are further multiplied with the creation of a much larger centipede featuring Georgia Goodrick,Kandace Caine and Emma Lock, as well as some diaper-clad dudes. But really, who pulls their centipede to that?
What’s the next best thing to stepping in a time machine and going back to the old 42nd Street? The exploitation extravaganza Modus Operandi (2009), that’s what. Shot “in Milwaukeewhere life is CHEAP!” Modus Operandi stars Randy Russell as Stanley Cashay, a black ops agent sent to recover two briefcases’ worth of stolen secrets. To help him in his quest, Stanley unleashes a grindhouse triple bill’s worth of colorful archetypes, from tough-guy Casey Thunderbird (Barry Poltermann) to blaxploitation babe Black Licorice (Nikki Johnson). Nikki will get you sticky when she appears in yellow bikini bottoms, but unfortunately her back is turned to the camera and we can’t see her cocoa puffs. The same can’t be said for Natasha Farrow, though, who detonates the A-bombs on her chest when she unties her bikini top for a photo shoot. Modus Operandi is a feast of eye candy.
Two New Zealand commandos fight a sexy demon summoned by a devil-worshiping Nazi in The Devil's Rock (2011). In the midst of WWII, Captain Ben Grogan (Craig Hall) and Sergeant Joe Tane (Karlos Drinkwater) are sent to the Channel Islands to draw Hitler’s attention away from Normandy. As they investigate the German outpost there, they come across Nazi Colonel Meyer (Matthew Sunderland), who has chained a woman, Helena (Gina Varela), to the wall in a room covered with occult symbols. Meyer insists that Helena is a demon, and is proven correct when she morphs shape to devour him. Now the heroic duo must fight their way off the island before they fall prey to the ravenous she-beast.Former Power Ranger Gina Varela will give you a Mighty Morphin' Power Member as the delectable demon with a taste for man-meat. She's one sexy Devil, and she'll get you Rock hard!
Take a gonzo trip down San Juan way in the Johnny Depp vehicle The Rum Diary (2011). Based on an autobiographical novel by Depp’s friend and mentor Hunter S. Thompson, The Rum Diary follows the picaresque adventures of Kemp (Depp), a freelance journalist sent to Puerto Rico by a local newspaper. But Kemp’s search for the facts is quickly surpassed by his quest to get smashed, and it’s on one of these booze-soaked misadventures that he first encounters the gorgeous Chenault (Amber Heard)and her boyfriend Sanderson (Aaron Eckhart). But Kemp is not one to wither in the face of adversity, and Amber, who is riper than a tropical melon in retro bikinis and bathing suits, eggs him on with her free-spirited, flirtatious ways. Eventually Kemp scores with the island eyeful, and we score too with a glimpse at Amber’s apples 1 hour, 45 minutes in. She’s sweeter than a pia colada and twice as skintoxicating!
CU Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest and nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here at MrSkin.com!
