Naked Tarts and Stinky Farts

Anything that comes out of a woman's ass is worth fetishizing over. We'll draw the line at farts, however, and also pinch our noses (and our penises). In Dirty Love (2005), there's Jenny McCarthy nude in the bubble bath, but it'll take more than soap and water to clean her dirty mind. While talking on the phone, she places the receiver next to her naked ass and let's one rip. Sweet. Stipper Jesse Capelli in Van Wilder (2002) gets wilder still when she shakes her white-fur-clad rump in her customers' faces and just as they're about to go in for a closer look shoos them off with a backfire. Danica McKellar in Sex and the Teenage Mind (2002) is peeped on as she sits on the shitter and makes an anal noise heard around the bathroom. Cynthia Rullo in Cave Girl (1985) bends over and lets her cave girls hand loose as well as her butt-flaps, which, though unseen do not go unheard. It'll make your cave man grab his club and start swinging. What a bush on Chelsea Mundae in I Was a Teenage Strangler (1998) as she stands over the toilet and let's her vaginal lips pour the yellow gold that it her urine, with a fart for good measure. Niecy Nash in Reno 911!: Miami (2007) is rubbed down my scrub-wearing men who shake her fine ass until it responds in unkindly fashion. She who dealt it is worth getting a hand on, right?