Naked Stars with Fruits and Vegetables

When you spy these naked celebs with fruits and vegetables, and little else, you'll find yourself playing with your nuts.

Sumomo Yozakura shows inderbuns, back burger, and nice melons as Sumomo's man munches on a strategically-placed watermelon in The Wayward Cloud. Helen Mirren pops her bra and asks, "can anyone see my nipples?" The answer is YES! And they're as pert as ever in Calendar Girls. Someone spilled the guts of some sweet fruits on the naked body of Tera Patrick in Andrew Blake Five Stars (2009) and now she has two naked girls eating them off her. Why didn't we think of that? Angie Everhart is naked and showered with flower petals and more in in Another 9 1/2 Weeks. Carla Juri pleasures herself with a number of different items, including produce, baring her bush and boobs in the process for Wetlands. Why do woman pour lemon juice on their naked melons like Monica Bellucci in Malèna (2000)? Why ask why. Two naked grape eaters? One is Olivia Pascal in Vanessa (1977) and the other is Uschi Zech. Now that's better than wine. For Charlotte Alexandra in Immoral Tales (1974), cucumbers are immoral, but this clip should be immortal. We would be happy if it never ended, but eventually comes the happy ending. Milk, bananas and boobs from Tabitha Taylor in Pretty Cool Too (2007). Athena Demos in Naked in the 21st Century (2004) offers her strawberries, both in the basket and between the legs. Paradise is Katja Bienert in Diamonds of Kilimandjaro (1983), naked up a tree and eating fruit with a little monkey. Wonder if she wants to play with our pants ape? Corn on the cob gets the oral treatment from a topless Janet Banzet in The Ultimate Degenerate (1969). Fucking and watermelon? Lolita Davidovich in Blaze (1989) is our dream girl! Jacqueline Rodriguez in After School (1989) is picking grapes topless so as not to stain her shirt, but you'll stain your pants. And more!

We'll have these dishes, fruits to nuts.