Kelly MacDonald: Every Nude Scene

How about a look at Kelly MacDonald's nuggets? Don't grimace, she's a hottie. And, yes, we know the fast-food joint is a Mc not a Mac, but really does it matter when we're talking about the happy meal that is Kelly MacDonald? Just grab your Big Mac and order up. Kelly MacDonald and Pauline Lynch in Trainspotting (1996) are the best incentive for the sober life. When our hero quicks dope and finds his penis is back with a vengeance, he needs sex and he needs it fast. That sends him to the nightclub and home with Kelly's sweeties, and she shows him her intoxicating treats and provides a night in which he gets higher than any dose of heroin could ever provide. Now, if opiates has tits like Kelly's we could understand the appeal, but once you go MacDonald you don't go back. Right? Meanwhile, our hero's friend is getting it on with his lady in front of the TV, for more boobs. He's watching a soccer match as they all score. Next, Kelly in Some Voices (2000) shows off some tits in the tub with her man and the newspaper. Stop the presses, those perky pairs are headlline nudes, and her accent only adds to the attraction. Wearing only cotton panties in The Girl in the Cafe (2005), Kelly takes her girls into bed with a very lucky man. It's the luck of the Irish, only she's Scottish. Beglory! Now we wait for Kelly's nude turn on Boardwalk Empire.