Iris Disse is a writer, director and an actress, so we wish she’d write more roles for naked women. Maybe she’d even get cast in them. As it is, she’s been in eight movies and TV series. Her first movie is Fog Chasers (1987), a drama from West Germany, followed by Cripples Go Christmas (1987), a title likely lost in translation. It was shortly after this that she fulfilled our fantasies in the police procedural Tatort. She appeared on two separate episodes, in 1988 and again in 1991, and we get to see her dressing and revealing her tits, and then sitting on the toilet and pulling up her panties for a glimpse of bush. You can write this stuff, Iris, so get working.