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Forget Transformers: Dark of the Moon, because the breast way to get your adrenaline flowing this week on DVD and Blu-ray is with the ample anatomy of the gigolo comedy Hung and the boobtastic biopic Carlos (2010). Plus, it's another great week for genre skinema as the exploitation explosions Basket Case (1982), She (1985), and Torso (1973) all hit Blu-Ray and Mardi Gras Massacre (1978) hits DVD.

Also nude on DVD, you'll be swimming in silicone snookers with the nude The Girls Next Door spinoffs Kendra and Holly's World.

ubach hungThomas Jane is Ray Drecker, a former high-school sports star whose low-paid career as a basketball coach leads him to seek employment as a male prostitute on the HBO comedy Hung. As the title suggests, he’s got the equipment for the job, and his pimp (Jane Adams) knows just how to get the most money for his mighty member. The nudity-heavy cast also includes Anne Heche as his ex-wife and a gaggle of hot-to-trot babes like Rebecca Creskoff and Alanna Ubach who put up the bread to ride Thomas' baloney pony. What a dick!

Venezuelan revolutionary-turned-terrorist Carlos the Jackal had such an exciting life, it took 5 1/2 hours to tell his story in Carlos (2010). In the 1970s and 1980s, Ilich Ramirez Sanchez, aka Carlos the Jackal (Edgar Ramirez), was one of the world’s most feared- and most admired- men. The founder of a notorious worldwide terrorist organization, Carlos participated in a few bungled bombings before a 1975 raid on an OPEC meeting thrust him into international infamy. Juana Acosta and Nora von Waldsttten are among the gorgeous groupie gals who’ll light your fuse when they get bare for the terrorist. Carlos will put a pipe bomb in your pants!

Brotherly love should not be trifled with, particularly not the affection of one conjoined twin for hissmith dvd attached sibling, even if that dangling family member is sliced off and turned into a Basket Case (1982). After undergoing a surgical procedure to separate him from the person he had been closest to for his entire life, the ambulatory half of a pair of sundered Siamese twins lugs his dearest kin about with him seeking vengeance on the evil fools who rendered what God had joined together. Terri Susan Smith’s great big bobbling bazoombas get thoroughly worked over by Mr. Basket Case as he gives her a killer hump.

In the sword and sandal sextravaganza She (1985), the aptly named Sandahl Bergman stars as She, the man-bashing, girl-randy ruler of a post-holocaust world. Reigning over tribes of limb-cloning lizards and feisty female foxes, She must battle brutes with evil skintentions to get her lusty lesbianic lieges into bed. In the battle of She vs. He, the mammy matriarch always wins boobs up and hands down. Sandahl's buoyant Bergmanstocks are sweetly sexposed as she bathes her wounds in a cave pool. Unga bunga to her sexellent chumba wumbas!

owens dvdThe sex- and gore-filled slasher flick Mardi Gras Massacre (1978) features a mask-wearing Aztec priest who starts selecting prostitutes in The Big Easy to ritually sacrifice to the goddess Coatla while a hard-boiled detective hunts him down during the Mardi Gras season. Check out busty B-movie brunette Laura Misch Owens as the fully frontal first victim.

Packed with nudity, sex, violence, and lesbianism, the Italian horror-thriller Torso (1973) follows a mysterious killer with a red-and-black scarf as he follows a group of sexy coeds, including Conchita Airoldi, Patrizia Adiutori, Carla Brait, and Angela Covello, to a secluded villa, where he starts strangling them one by one. Luckily for us they get naked before they get dead, and that makes Torso even more so!

A reality-TV spin-off from the popular E! network show The Girls Next Door, Kendra focuses on the titu-lar Kendra Wilkinson and her adventures as she leaves behind the Playboy Mansion, Hugh Hefner, and her wilkinson DVD 2co-girlfriends Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison to focus on life with her new husband, Hank Baskett. In episode three, Kendra strips down to her bra and thong panties at Dave and Buster’s, and in later episodes she unleashes her pink puppies in a hot tub, in the changing room, and even at an indoor skydiving range. Dave’s got some new busters now!

Former Girls Next Door star Holly Madison is in Las Vegas and performing in her stage show Peepshow at Planet Hollywood in the Reality TV show Holly's World. The show also features Holly and her pals Angel Porrino and Laura Croft sporting some seriously skimpy swimwear. You’ll be a girl in Holly’s World trying to get a nut.

CU Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest, nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here at the Mr. Skin blog!