Asia Argento Deserves Happiness For The Years Of Happiness She Has Given Us
Have you found yourself fawning all over one of your celebrity crushes and wondering what you would have to do to date them? Well, if you currently are or have been crushing on Asia Argento, all you have to do to date her is be Anthony Bourdain.
Yes, it would seem (according to People Magazine) that Asia Argento and Anthony Bourdain are currently an item. Bourdain recently ranted and raved about her on his blog:
“The episode would not have been possible — or be anything like it is without the truly magnificent Asia Argento,” Bourdain writes on his CNN blog. “[Asia] was herself. Always honest, completely unsparing.”
And on Parts Unknown:
“Asia has a reputation for saying what she feels,” Bourdain gushes on the show, “regardless of what people might think.”
How could anyone blame him? Asia Argento is one hell of a beautiful woman with a long resume full of great nude moments. I think we’d all jump at the chance to be her new beau. Sadly, none of us are or ever will Anthony Bourdain… unless one of you out there has some kind of soul switching device.
I do wish the new couple happiness. After all, Asia Argento and her nudity have brought me, you, and everyone else on this planet so, so much happiness.
