Hotties of The CW: Winter 2011

The CW in the winter of 2011 was stable of sexy talent, so many hotties that we'd imagine the CW stands for Cute Women. And here they are naked. It's all here from Kelly Lynch in Road House (1989), and it'll make you big as a house. Sara Foster in The Big Bounce (2004) puts bounce in your pants with her naked seat meat. Dig on in. Kelly Rutherford in Angels Don't Sleep Here (2000) doesn't sleep either as she fucks and flashes her fun bags. Mini mams from Kristen Bell in Spartan (2004). Michelle Trachtenberg in Beautiful Ohio (2006) has an ass and she's not afraid to show it. Erica Durance in House of the Dead (2003) will raise your penis as she takes off her shirt for a topless dip in the water. You'll cross your heart and hope to get hard, which you will, watching a topless Annette O'Toole in Cross My Heart (1987). A seductive topless dance from Julie McNiven in Carlito's Way: Rise to Power (2005). Maggie Q in Manhattan Midnight (2001) shows her Susie Qs, well, one of them, but it's big enough to be two. How can anyone not fuck the topless Melinda Clarke in Return of the Living Dead Part III (1993)? It's a mystery. Maybe the guy's got zombie dick. Muff-see TV, for sure. Now if only the CW would show more skin. It would help them sweep up on sweep’s week, and we’d help clean up all the semen.