Hottest Updates of the Week: 11/15/13

Each week the skin is so hot we have to collect ourselves, call the dry cleaner and debrief on the ladies that have done the same. Here you go... Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons (2013), and we believe the title is a sly reference to her tits, and if you don't believe us why not take a gander at her glandular wonders in the shower. Well, maybe they should have call the movie the Hills. Boobs will be boobs when Mindy Robinson and Veronica Ricci in Lizzie Borden's Revenge (2014) get friendly in bed. Revenge is a dish, period. And these girls serve it up hot. Would you fuck for science? Yes, of course, if the women we got to fuck was a perky as the tit-bearing Lizzy Caplan in Masters of Sex (2013). Honestly, yes, even if the girl wasn't as bangtastic. First, we get to see the unside-down heart-like ass of Kim Dickens in Sons of Anarchy (2008) as she rides her man. Then we discovered that it's not her man at all, but the woman's who walks in on them fucking. No problem, now we get a catfight for our troubles. Nice. Nothing hotter than a woman pleasuring herself in preparation for pleasuring her man, nothing except when that woman is Kate Lyn Sheil in Autoerotic (2010). Big tits and a tramp stamp? Say no more, Tenille Houston in The Canyons (2013), you had us at big tits. She may be gone, but Natasha Richardson's tits in The Comfort of Strangers (1990) are still with us. What a week!