Happy birthday to Beyoncé Knowles! She's the woman who brought us the term "bootylicious", who gave us dance hits and cleavage-baring music videos, and taught us that hell definitely hath no fury like a woman scorned by Jay-Z. It's her birthday and as the queen of nearly everything in pop culture and booty-shaking, we have to bow down to this sensual singer and wish her a very happy 38 years on this planet.
Queen Bey has done it all. From being the clear star in the teenage sensation Destiny's Child to breaking out into Hollywood as Foxy Cleopatra in Austin Powers and finally to her reign as an untouchable solo popstar, Beyonce makes gold out of every single thing she touches...and she touches herself too!
We'd love for Beyonce to go fully nude, but that's doubtful. She's very tactful and careful about her career, even refusing interviews, but she does grant us a lot of very sexy music videos to watch. We have to count our blessings! We can dream of her going nude while we watch her writhe around half-naked in the sand.
Happy birthday, Bey! We love you and we are definitely ready for your jelly at any time.
