Best known for her acid tongue, razor-sharp wit, and heavy drinking, poetess, writer, and critic Dorothy Parker was a founding member of the Algonquin Roundtable, a group of New York’s leading lights who met for lunch at the Algonquin Hotel to exchange quips and pithy remarks.

Parker’s life inspired the 1994 biopic Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle, with Fast Times at Ridgemont High star Jennifer Jason Leigh in the title role.

Not only does the movie expose viewers to the riveting life story of one of the early twentieth century’s most celebrated literary ladies, it also exposes the boobs of Jennifer Jason Leigh and Gwyneth Paltrow.

To thank Ms. Parker for having lived and thus inspired these scenes of toplessness, Mr. Skin has composed a poem in her honor.

Thank you Ms. Parker. Because were born,
I saw Gwyneth’s skinneth and sprouted a horn.