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Mr Skin joins forces with Celebrity Sleuth to present a side-by-side skinalysis comparing the hottest Hollywood starlets with the sexiest porn sirens of the 1970s and ’80s (plus a few contemporary XXX queens). You will be T&Amazed!

In case you missed it, be sure to check out PART ONE!

1) Candy Samples = Helen Mirren

Dame Helen has won three Golden Globes and four SAG awards; 48EE Candy deserved like honors as a natural porn pioneer.

Candy Samples and Helen Mirren

2) Hyapatia Lee = Alyssa Milano

Victoria Lynch took the name Hyapatia to honor her Cherokee heritage; Alyssa has Charmed us since Who’s The Boss?

Hyapatia Lee and Alyssa Milano

3) Jenna Jameson = Britney Spears

The blondes reportedly had a lesbian liaison in Aug. 2002; both have since divorced, Brit had kids & Jenna had twins.

Jenna Jameson and Britney Spears

4) Gloria Leonard = Patricia Heaton

Political opposites, but matching M.I.L.F.s, Gloria published High Society magazine while Patty has an estate in England.

Gloria Leonard and Patricial Heaton

5) Teri Weigel = Teri Hatcher

Weigel’s middle name is Susan—same as Hatcher’s Desperate Housewife—but the legit actress is the abused double divorcée.

Teri Weigel and Teri Hatcher

6) Georgina Spelvin = Maggie Gyllenhaal

Superb acting and an unusual but undeniable sensuality link this duo; The Devil in Miss Jones could be the porn The Dark Knight.

Georgina Spelvin and Maggie Gyllenhaal

7) Jean Jennings = Alison Lohman

Alison says “I look younger than my age”; Jean was 18 in Autobiography of a Flea, then quit porn in ’77 to wed Joe (Maniac) Spinell!

Jean Jennings and Alison Lohman

8) Heather Lere = Hayden Panettiere

Love Me, Love My Butt was one of Heather’s top titles, so the 4’11” blonde must be one of Hayden’s top Heroes.

Heather Lere and Hayden Panettiere

9) Veronica Hart = Debra Messing

Veronica was the inspiration for porn queen Amber Waves in Boogie Nights; there but for the Grace of Will could go Deb!

Veronica Hart and Debra Messing

10) Kelly Nichols = Sharon Osbourne

Sharon has a daughter named Kelly and now stars on The X-Factor. Nichols was Jessica Lange’s body double in 1976’s King Kong.

Kelly Nichols and Sharon Osbourne

11) Seka = Jessica Lange

Born five days (and five years) apart, Seka was called “The Platinum Princess,” while Jess became the “Golden Girl” with two Oscars.

Seka and Jessica Lange

12) Nancy Suiter = Abbie Cornish

Likely the loveliest ever, Nancy vanished in 1980 to either white slavery or millionaire marriage; Abbie stole Ryan Phillippe from Reese Witherspoon.

Nancy Suiter and Abbie Cornish

13) Shauna Grant = Ali Larter

If Nancy Suiter wasn’t the most beautiful ever, Shauna was; she shot herself at 20 in 1984. "I’m pretty good with a gun,” says Ali.

Shauna Grant and Ali Larter

14) Linda Wong = Carrie Ann Inaba

All-time alluring Asian Linda ODed on Xanax in 1987 yet lives on in the mole of fellow Hawaiian Dancing with the Stars judge Inaba.

Linda Wong and Carrie Ann Inaba

15) Mary Mendum = Marcia Cross

The most unsung actress of the Age, a.k.a. Rebecca Brooke, ever the Desperate Housewife—the cross Marcia now bares.

Mary Mendum and Marcia Cross

16) Nina Hartley = Jane Krakowski

“Openly bisexual" Nina lived in a ménage-à-trois with a husband and wife for 20 years, while Broadway Jane has “never married.”

Nina Hartley and Jane Krakowski

17) Jesie St. James = Maria Bello

Two slim hardbodies who epitomize mature sensuality, Jesie starred in Easy and Charli, Maria in ER and Coyote Ugly.

Jessie St. James and Maria Bello

18) Samantha Fox = Fran Drescher

Before the singer there was the sex star (née Stasia Micula) who lived with Kelly Nichols. Franny could have been their Nanny!

Samantha Fox and Fran Drescher

19) Vanessa Del Rio = Sara Ramirez

The porn star’s Puerto Rican, the Grey’s Anatomy star Mexican; both are muy caliente! “My blowjobs really rocked!,” says VDR.

Vanessa Del Rio and Sara Ramirez

20) Linda Lovelace = Katie Holmes

Forget the "Farris Deal”: Linda Boreman had the gift for Deep Throat, but we prefer The Gift that keeps on giving!

Linda Lovelace and Katie Holmes