If CBS has been looking for an arch nemesis, Skin Central is ready to step up to the plate after getting a gander at their Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory for the 55th Grammys. The memo advises all on camera talent to:

"Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure."

Under curvature of the breasts! “Puffy” bare skin! Katy Perry’s meaty camel toe at last year's Grammy Awards begs to differ. Perhaps CBS hopes to head back to the Victorian era, where a hint of ankle might turn a gentleman’s humors positively sanguine!

Don’t worry skin fans, you can still celebrate “female breast nipples” and “bare fleshy under curves” right here at MrSkin.com!