Welcome to the Mr. Skin Caption CompeTITion! Each week we'll look at a Skin-approved pic and really try to capture its essence, its gestalt, its... nudity, through a caption. Winners will be contacted via e-mail to receive a Mr. Skin T-shirt or other skintastic swag. Good luck!
"Here, we see the pivotal moment in a young boy’s life when he learns that his mom’s nakedness can be replaced by an iPad and a Mr. Skin membership." - Milton Stiltskin