We've got a mouthwatering array of mondolicious mammary delights for you this week on DVD and Blu-Ray, like the ample anatomy of bisexual bloodsucker Natassia Malthe in BloodRayne 3: The Third Reich, the spooky snookers and seeat meat of Eva Birthistle in Wake Wood, the pump-action panties of grindhouse babe Molly Dunsworth in Hobo with a Shotgun, and bloody good boobage from porn star Alexis Texas as she makes her scream-queen debut in Bloodlust Zombies.
In other nudes, Hannie Caulder, your one and only chance to see legendary lust object Raquel Welch in the buff, gallops onto Blu-Ray this week.
Vampire vixen Rayne (Natassia Malthe) goes back in time to fight the Nazis in Bloodrayne 3: The Third Reich (2010). While slaughtering her way across the frozen German landscape, Rayne encounters Ekart Brand (Michael Pare), an evil Nazi officer who wants to suck Rayne's half-human, half-vampre blood...and inject it into Hitler to make an immortal uber-fhrer. There's blood, guts and corseted boobs aplenty in this pulpy slice of Nazisploitation from schlockmeister Uwe Boll. Natassia Malthe bares her voluptuous bod for three
sexy scenes, skincluding an oily massage, a stand-up sex scene on a train, and a bloody good girl-girl scene that'll put a wooden stake in your pants!A grieving couple is willing to try anything, including a super spooky pagan ritual, to bring back their child in Wake Wood (2011). After the tragic death of their only daughter, Patrick (Aidan Gillen) and Louise (Eva Birthistle) move to the quiet village of Wake Wood. There a folk healer (Timothy Spall) tells them about an ancient ritual that can bring back the dead for three precious days. Though she doesn’t show her lap thistle, star Eva Birthistle will still make you grow when she bares boobs in the sack 49 minutes in. Then you’ll be feeling thorny 1 hour, 29 minutes in when Eva flashes her can in the shower. That'll really wake up your wood!
Rutger Hauer dispenses street justice as a homeless vigilante in the neo-exploitation flick Hobo with a Shotgun (2011). Stranded in Scumtown, which is crawling with sadistic street toughs, corrupt cops, and even a pedophile Santa Claus, a man only known as Hobo (Hauer) decides to take justice into his own hands- with the help of his trusty double-barreled shotgun, of course. Molly Dunsworth co-stars as Abby, an abused prostitute who signs up for Hobo’s brand of vigilante justice. Molly wears a short skirt and garters throughout
the first third of the film, then strips down to a bra as she suits up for battle. We also get psychopathic peaks from the gang's bikini-clad droogies, who beat up an innocent civilian wearing nothing but panties and a smile. Hobo with a Shotgun will put the pump action in your pants!Popular porn star Alexis Texas tries her hand as a scream queen in the campy carnage-fest Bloodlust Zombies (2011). Alexis stars as Andrea, a government scientist who’s more interested in hard dicks than hard science. When an accident in a top-secret lab causes their research base to be overrun with flesh-hungry zombies, will Andrea be able to escape the clutches of the bloodthirsty dead? Alexis Texas' Lone Star love muffins and bigger-in-Texas thong-clad buns get some quality screen time here, like when she takes off her shirt to give her boss a big, big raise 8 (and 9, and 11) minutes in. Sprinkle some bloody-good boobage from zombie babe Jordana Leigh and a legion of uncredited undead on top, and you’ve got a bloodlust sundae that’ll make you hungry for some girl flesh!
The primal conflicts of the wild, wild west were not confined to the bloody and barbarous spats between cowboys and Indians. Back in those days of free-range cattle drives across vast cactus lands, there were also reams of documented war crimes committed in the battle of the sexes. The titular hero of Hannie Caulder (1972), as played by top-heavy action figure Raquel Welch, does her bit to correct the gender imbalance by taking up the way of the gun. Hot-headed Hannie’s six-shooter is the least lethal of her weapons against a man’s natural defensives. Give thanks for plush, sleek flanks as poster-perfect brunette Raquel dashes off and flashes one side of her sexpot butt.
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