Babes & Bikes

Two wheels, two boobs, the symmetry is perfect. Now to take these naked ladies on wheels out for a ride. Somebody forgot her underwear and pants. That somebody is Charlotte Alexandra in A Real Young Girl (1976). Fight you for a whiff of her bicycle seat! Gilda Texter in Vanishing Point (1971) is nude on a hug in the desert. If she was only riding our hog we bet she'd enjoy it more, and we'd certainly appreciate the scenery. Fully nude and poses for a perverted photographer while mounting a motorcycle, Lina Romay in Rolls-Royce Baby (1975) is a luxury ride. Topless on her exercise bike, Sigourney Weaver in Half Moon Street (1986) is giving us a reason workout in our pants. A nude wedding? Olivia Colman in Confetti (2006) will have you not throwing rice, but semen. Terri Teague in The Cheerleaders (1973) and her lover know how to use an exercise bike, naked while making les-be-love. The naked tush of Shaw Yin-yin in Big Bad Sis (1976) on a bicycle seat gives us a big bad boner. Before she rides her bike, Margrét Vilhjálmsdóttir in White Night Wedding (2008) rides her man. This gal is going places. Full nudity in the tub from Nancy Trotter Landry in The Orgasm Diaries (2010). Bet those pages get sticky. Let's get this party in gear! Because once we shift into low gear you’ll hear our motor moaning at the strain of all this peddling of pussy lips.