How Are We Not Getting An Ariel Winter Nip Slip?
Once again I find myself unable to understand the physics of a bikini. This time, it’s the barely there bikini that Ariel Winter is rocking on Instagram. I have no earthly idea how we are not seeing Ariel Winter’s nipples.
Logic would dictate that large breasts—like Ariel Winter’s—under very little fabric would equal a nip slip or a nipple peek or something involving at least some kind of tiny glimpse at part of a nipple… yet, we have nothing here. Well, I shouldn’t say we have nothing because that's not totally accurate;we have some fantastic cleavage and of course, it wouldn’t be Ariel Winter without getting a nice shot of her awesome ass in a skimpy bikini. So, I can’t say we have “nothing here," as we have quite a lot. I'm just merely trying to understand how it’s possible we aren’t all talking about Ariel Winter’s nip slip. Maybe she has some kind of magic boob tape or there’s an Instagram filter that covers up nipples like red eye. I don’t understand, I simply don’t understand.
As we all try to wrap our heads around the lack of nipple, let’s just focus on Ariel Winter’s cleavage and Ariel Winter’s bikini ass. That’s something we all understand, love, and admire.
