16th Annual Nude Anatomy Awards!

Breast Picture
Nymphomaniac

With non-stop nudity from Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stacy Martin, Mia Goth, and more, this Lars von Trier shocker was by far the most flesh-filled offering of 2014. It's a sex-plicit feature that's sure to make you a SKINphomaniac!

Best TV Show
Masters of Sex

Lizzy Caplan not only stars in this Showtime series, she gets naked repeatedly—as do a nonstop parade of guest nudes taking part, and getting off, in a series of sexual experiments. When it comes to nudity, Masters of Sex is just what the doctor ordered!

Best Breasts
Alexandra Daddario in True Detective

There's plenty of skin to detect in this series, but none more compelling than Alexandra Daddario's naturally voluptuous nude debut in episode two. Alexandra busts out every inch of her bare body in a scene so amazing that even the President ordered a copy of the series. Thanks HBO for giving us double 'D' Daddario!

Best Butt
Keri Russell in The Americans

Keri Russell has come a long way since her buttoned up days as a virginal college student in Felicity. Keri's character may worry about being exposed as a Russian spy on The Americans, but she's not worried about exposing her bare buns repeatedly for the series. The Cold War just got very hot!

Best Full Frontal
Scarlett Johansson in Under the Skin

The whole world waited with bated breath to see Scarlett Johansson get naked on film, but we never guessed she would go full frontal straight out of the gate. While portraying a sexy alien with a hankering for some loving, we finally got to see boobs, butt, and even her forbidden zone. Houston, we have a boner!

Best Lesbian Scene
Sara Malakul Lane and Erin O'Brien in Jailbait

Gorgeous Thai-English model Sara Malakul Lane went hard for the lead role in the sexploitation thriller, 17 & Life: Jailbait. Sara is behind bars, but free of all clothes, and she makes the most of her skincarceration with lockup licker Erin O'Brien. You'll want to use your nightstick to break that up!

Nudecomer of the Year
Gaia Weiss in Vikings

Gaia only had a few foreign credits to her name when she landed the role of Porunn on the History Channel show Vikings. Good thing they took a chance on her though, because we soon got to discover how amazing Gaia looks without her clothes. She'll put half a Viking hat in your pants.

Celebrity Nude Debut
Scarlett Johannson in Under the Skin

No celebrity nude debut has been more anticipated than Scarlett Johannson's full frontal revel in Under the Skin. We will forever be thankful that Scarlett took some time off from filming big budget blockbusters to go fully bare in this indie fare. Her nude debut was worth the wait!

Best Upskirt
Megan Swanson (Miss Nebraska) in Miss America Pageant

The bikini competition used to be the sexiest moment of the annual Miss America Pageant, but Megan Swanson knew she could do better than that. While sitting at eye level waiting for results, Miss Nebraska opened her legs and graced the nation with spread-eagle crotch shot. She didn't win the crown that night, but she's definitely won Miss Anatomy Award!

Best Butthole Blur Fail
Jessie Nizewitz in Dating Naked

VH1's reality show Dating Naked unexpectedly lived up to its name when it failed to blur out Jessie Nizewitz's bare butt and lower lippage. The ensuing broadcast created quite stir, along with a lawsuit. Dating Naked producers later told the judge that they have the right to show "unfettered nudity". No objections here!

Best Over 50 Nude Scene
Sharon Stone in Fading Gigolo

You've got to hand it to John Turturro, not only did he write and direct Fading Gigolo, but he cast himself as the lead for sex scenes with both Sharon Stone and Sofía Vergara. Sharon Stone was the only one to strip down though, showing off her ageless naked bod in bed with John. Stone gives us all a bone.

Hottest Masturbation Scene
Lili Simmons in Banshee

She was naked in both True Detective and Banshee this year, but her best scene has to be her sexy solo action in the latter. Lili gives up amazing T&A as she heads down memory lane for some masturbatory inspiration. Great scene!

Best Pressed Mams
Monika Dorota in The Mighty Angel

Monika Dorota is a one-hit wonder with two hits on her chest, a wonderful bounty of boobage. In The Mighty Angel she plays a naughty nurse who gets her massive mams pressed against the glass for a quick flash. But thanks to Skin Vision, we get to look at them much longer!

Best Sideburger
Nicole Fox in Redlands

Nicole Fox is best known for winning a season of America's Next Top Model, but here she gets top-less and bottom-less, showing off her model mams and shaved fox box from every angle.

Best Nip-Drip
Hege Serine Golf in Lilyhammer

Lilyhammer follows a New York mobster after he goes into hiding in rural Norway, which allows us to be introduced to tall, flawlessly beautiful blondes like Hege Serine Golf. On season three, episode six, Hege portrays a new mom breastfeeding, giving a great look at her hard, protruding nip covered with milk. It looks like a real mouthful!

Stretchiest Nipples
Charlotte Gainsbourg in Nymphomaniac Vol. II

Charlotte Gainsbourg is no stranger to showing skin, but who knew her nipples were so stretchy! Lucky Mia Goth gets a mouthful in this scene, stripping down and giving a full nude performance while she sucks on Charlotte's beautiful nips.

Best Bush While Sucking Toe
Sylvia Hoeks in The Best Offer

Delicious Dutch goddess Sylvia Hoeks plays the socialite obsession of Geoffrey Rush in the crime drama The Best Offer. But it's Sylvia who gives us an offer we can't refuse, baring left boob and hairy bush as she sits down and sucks on her own toe. Odd and flexible, what a great gal!

Monster Muff
Gaby Hoffman in Girls

The only Anatomy Award winner to take home the same award two years straight, Gaby Hoffman's monster muff is legend! Last year she was blazing her big bush in Crystal Fairy, and this year an episode of Girls captured her full fluff. Wow!

Best Upside Down Cake
Caroline White in 24 Exposures

Caroline plays the assistant/model to her photo-snapping boyfriend in the crime thriller 24 Exposures, and that means plenty of crazy nude photo sessions. Caroline is twisted and posed in all different directions, including our favorite- a naked handstand with her tights pulled down- showing off her perfectly shaped Upside Down Cake.

Best Right Boob Only
Betsy Brandt in Masters of Sex

Betsy got her big break on Breaking Bad as the purple-obsessed sister of Skylar White. But we had to wait until Betsy took a role on Showtime's Masters of Sex to finally see her right Pinkman. No more half-measures, Betsy!

Best Left Boob Only
Nishi Munshi in Californication

The second beauty queen on our list this year, Nishi Munshi was crowned Miss India California back in 2006. She finally turned booby queen in this Californication episode, sliding down her dress to pop out her left peeper during an audition! Looks like she got the part!

Best Lip-Slip
Pamela Adlon in Californication

Pamela Adlon has played many roles, Louis C.K.'s long time love interest on Louie, the voice of Bobby Hill on King of the Hill, and Charlie's outspoken ex on Californication. But here we get to see a completely new side of her, her south side! Lying on the bed, Pamela slips some lip while doing the splits to tempt her man back to bed!

Best Pierced Nip
Kamille Leai in Survivor's Remorse

Nips are wonderful on their own, but they can also look great with a little decoration. This curvaceous babe made her acting debut on the reality TV show Real Chance of Love, and after seeing Survivor's Remorse with her tenderest parts pierced, we're ready to give her another prick.

Best Triple Nipple (Tie)
Angela Bassett in American Horror Story

Ever since we first saw our first triple nipple from Lycia Naff in Total Recall, we've known that a pair of threes is real nice! And when Angela shakes her prosthetic stuff as the three-boobed lady, we say she's three times the fun!

Best Triple Nipple (Tie)
Caroline Traywick in Premature

The only tie on the Anatomy Awards, Caroline makes the second unforgettable flashing of triplicate funbags thrice as nice. And in a movie titled Premature, topless Caroline fits right in. Three is indeed the magic number!

Best Ass-Backwards
Paz de la Huerta in Nurse 3D

Paz is no stranger to showing skin, but this was a first even for us. In a full frontal scene for Nurse 3D, the gap between Paz's thighs allows for a view all the way back to her bare butt. That's the best Ass-Backwards we've ever seen!

Best Skinny Dipping
Carla Quevedo in Affluenza

Born in Buenos Aires, Carla Quevedo gave us a chance to see her nice Buenos Dairies again in Affluenza. Like Venus rising on a clamshell, Carla emerges from underwater in the pool and gives us all a great look at her wet, tan-lined tatas. Spectacular!

Best Voyeur Scene
Melanie Ratcliff in Are You Here

Cast as an "Attractive Neighbor", Melanie makes Owen Wilson's day by shucking all her clothes in front of an open window and showing off her privates. It's her only role to date, and it is outstanding!

Best Skinterracial Threesome
Charlotte Gainsbourg in Nymphomaniac

In one of the most outrageous scenes of the film, Charlotte gets stripped down by two dudes with large rods as they try to figure out the best way to double penetrate her. They finally figure it out, in hardcore detail.

Best Nude With a Robotic Arm
Victoria Ell-Beth in The Anomaly

Ever wonder what hand jobs will be like in the future? Victoria Ell-Beth certainly gives us some ideas in The Anomaly. As the scene pans past a space age strip show, she's the one with the great rack and the robotic arm.

Best Peach Butt Fuzz
Dawn Olivieri in Missionary

Dawn Olivieri plays the sexy foil to Don Cheadle on another skinful show, House of Lies, but it took the movie Missionary for us to get a good look at the soft and downy skin on her fuzzy rump. That peach looks delicious!

Best Thong
Kristen Stewart in Clouds of Sils Maria

Twilight star Kristen Stewart has come a long way since her sparkly vampire loving days. In the Clouds of Sils Maria she's spread out on a bed with only a thin sliver of thong wedged between her cheeks. If you look at it in the right light, you can almost see it sparkle.

Best Coin Slot
Tara Holt in Californication

Who's got a quarter? Tara Holt's coin slot is ready for a deposit. While Tara is crouched down and fiddling with some troublesome wire, all the guys gather 'round to get a gander at her terrific plumber's crack!

Best Shaved Pussy
Paulina García in Gloria

Paulina García shares this scene with a shaved pussy, and a hairless cat is there too! Watch in wonder as Paulina takes a shower then lies down naked with her favorite pet. Nice pussy, cat.

Best Nude While Smoking
Alexis Knapp in The Anomaly

Alexis Knapp is smoking, smoking hot that is! Alexis got her big break in the teen comedy Project X, but this is the first time we seen her beautiful bare butt on camera!

Best BBW
Odette Despairr in Babysitter Massacre

Sure Odette Despairr doesn't make it all the way through Babysitter Massacre, the title gives that one away. But before she meets her untimely end, she gives us a great look at her massive, soft, pillowy mounds and completely bare beav. What a send off!

Best Boob Squeeze
Beau Garret and Lisa Edelstein in Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce

Lisa Edelstein is best known as Lisa Cuddy on the medical drama House, but we much prefer to see her playing doctor with the likes of Beau Garret on Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce. Squeeze two of these and call me in the morning.

Best Nude Playing a Sax
Tessa Cash in Never Tear Us Apart: The Untold Story of INXS

She's musical, she's boobical, she's Tessa Cash playing the sax topless in Never Tear Us Apart: The Untold Story of INXS. This is the first feature film for actress/model/dancer Tessa, and she certainly made the most of it.

Best Sex with The Invisible Man Scene
Eva Green in Penny Dreadful

The first nude scene Eva Green did for the Showtime series Penny Dreadful involved her getting the high hard one from a lucky guy. Lucky for us all, that guy is the invisible man so there's nothing blocking the view of Eva Green's fantastic body. How about the invisible man does all the sex scenes from now on?

Lifetime Skinchievement
Julianne Moore

Naturally radiant redhead Julianne Moore bared her burning bush for her nude debut in Short Cuts, and hasn't slowed down since! With a full resume of nude scenes as hot as her firecrotch, Julianne has tantalized us in such films as Body of Evidence, The Big Lebowski, Boogie Nights, Chloe, and many more!