Have You Heard?


The new unrated trailer for upcoming drama The Informers is now online, and unlike the similarly titled 1992 single by Canadian reggae rapper Snow, it features the Texas titties of topless tigress Amber Heard.

Based on a novel by Brett Easton Ellis, The Informers is set in the urban jungle of 1983 Los Angeles and tells the story of a group of drugged up, morally bankrupt, sexually omnivorous young socialites out to have fun at any cost.

Besides being the last film role for the late Brad Renfro, the film also features Mickey Rourke, Billy Bob Thornton, Kim Basinger, and Winona Ryder.

Winona and Kim’s begonias and quim stay covered, but Friday Night Lights star Amber Heard picks up the slack, showing off her heavenly handfuls several times in the trailer alone.

As you watch the trailer, start keeping your eyes peeled at the 1:15 mark, when the pulsing beat of Flock of Seagulls’ “I Ran” announces three different shots of Amber’s mam-bers as she’s having a threesome with a couple of dudes that look like they walked off the set of License to Drive.

Not that anyone’s complaining, but wouldn’t it make more narrative sense if Amber were having a naked threesome with Winona Ryder and Kim Basinger?

Hopefully, they’re saving that for the sequel, The Skinformers.