What Alice Found (2003)

It's a tough job market out there in America today, and the possibility exists that conditions will worsen before they improve. Young women across the land are wondering how they will ever earn the cash they need to buy the press-on nails and pelvis-hugging jeans their hearts desire. Driving from town to town in search of work, carloads of ambitious, college-aged ladies pull over at truck stops to pee and are intrigued to see a professional grade of female not much different from themselves engaged in worthwhile productivity, earning money, contributing to growing the economy, and being of service to their fellow man, all at once. The unemployed girls can't help but wonder, "What's it take to get me a job as a lot-lizard truck-stop hooker? This looks like something I might rightly do, if I were to meet the correct people to get me started. I wonder how you go about hooking up with some folks in the know about this business?" Ladies, look no further than What Alice Found (2003). Though not exactly a recruitment tool, the experiences of Alice tell everything any applicant needs to know about hauling ashes for long-haul drivers.