Magnificently mountain-mammaried Maggie Green,breast known from all those SBB ads on Fark.com, is a natural(s). (Boobie Blog)

To Britney Spears, a bikini is a three piece: top, bottom, and cigarette. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Moss finally finds a photo format gigantic enough for her awesomely meaty nipples. (Bitten and Bound)

Kim Kardashian’s two all-beef patties will have you holding your pickle. (Egotastic)

Smokin’ hot supermodels having a blast ... smokin' pot. (Socialite Life)

The Bachelorette’s Deanna Pappas is a bikiniette. (Bastardly)

Hell’s bitchin’: Gordon Ramsay’s main dish is no donkey in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)