Double-Barreled Page 3 Bombshell Keeley Hazell Gilds Herself Olympic Gold; Super-Nippled Supermodel Kate Moss Becomes a Golden Idol -- Literally!

Two of the UK’s all-time most luminous sex goddesses -- from opposite ends of the bust-size spectrum -- have turned into Golden Girls.

First, mega-mammaried nude model Keeley Hazell was painted gold in a two-gunned salute to the Olympics. Mr. Skin would like to place a lot more than mere medals on Keeley's champion chest!

Next month, the British Museum will unveil a golden statue of Kate Moss that it claims is the world’s largest “since ancient Egypt.”

Titled “Siren,” the massive Kate Moss figure will also sport the most mountainous nipples ever affixed to any inanimate object .

After the jump, get a look at the most valuable body parts of these UK T&A treasures. more…

As summer drew to a close, temperatures soared past the boiling point on the big screen as Body Heat opened in theaters on this date in 1981.

The Florida-set modern film noir cast William Hurt as a lawyer-by-day/ladies'-man-by-night who falls hard for femme fatale Kathleen Turner, who gives a scorching performance that made her a skinstant sex symbol.

Kathleen is so incendiary in Body Heat that Hurt famously smashes a glass door to get at her bare body, and then oafishly falls into a plot to murder Turner’s husband.

One look at Kathleen in the raw and audiences around the world understood.

With Body Heat, not only was a star born in the form of Kathleen Turner, but her mouth-wateringly meaty nipples set a new standard in suckability unseen since the heyday of Jane Birkin, and it would not be challenged for a decade -- when Kate Moss and Milla Jovovich first took off their shirts.

And that’s some hot stuff! Now check out Kathleen Turner nude after the jump.... more…

Mega-Nippled Supermodel Kate Moss Claims That Her Favorite Smooch Came from Legendary Crooner Frank Sinatra

London’s Daily Mail reports that waif goddess Kate Moss – the supermodel with the super-marble nipples – shared a kiss in 1995 with Frank Sinatra at the Chairman of the Board’s 80th birthday celebration.

Recalls Kate: “I said, ‘Happy birthday, Frank,’ and he just lunged for me. He kissed me on the lips, then gave me a filterless cigarette. I came off all lightheaded. He was fabulous.’

Get the full smokin’ scoop after the jump. more…

Count Down the Best of Hollywood’s Itty-Bitty Breasts

Attention all fans of tantalizingly petite ta-ta’s: Mr. Skin’s new Top 5 showcases the sexiest show-biz sweeties whose mosquito-bite-sized mini-mams prove that flat is where it’s at!

Which beauties who barely dent a training-bra will make the list? Selma Blair? Juliette Lewis? Misty Mundae? Press play and find out! more…

Magnificently mountain-mammaried Maggie Green, breast known from all those SBB ads on Fark.com, is a natural(s). (Boobie Blog)

To Britney Spears, a bikini is a three piece: top, bottom, and cigarette. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Moss finally finds a photo format gigantic enough for her awesomely meaty nipples. (Bitten and Bound)

Kim Kardashian’s two all-beef patties will have you holding your pickle. (Egotastic)

Smokin’ hot supermodels having a blast ... smokin' pot. (Socialite Life)

The Bachelorette’s Deanna Pappas is a bikiniette. (Bastardly)

Hell’s bitchin’: Gordon Ramsay’s main dish is no donkey in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather) more…

Bai Ling Naked Nip Slip at X-Files Premiere; Kim Kardashian Modeling Mongo Seat Meat in Public

Bigger isn’t always better, except when we’re talking about the doorknob-sized wonder-nipples of slinky, Chinese-born minx Bai Ling and/or the mega-prodigious posterior of boob-tube booty queen Kim Kardashian.

Our friends The Paparazzi recently captured each of these bombshells who are very specifically hyper-endowed in very specific sexual characteristics showing off the stuff they've got the best of . . . and the most of. Yum-yum!

To see Bai Ling nude in public and Kim Kardashian nude on TV, follow the jump. more…