The Naked (2002)

The Naked (2002), an art film where non-professional actors perform mundane office tasks in the nude, is some kind of metaphor for the absurdity of bureaucracy. Or maybe it's director Witold Swietnicki's bid for a job directing the Polish version of The Office? Either way, Mr. Skin says that if Swietnicki wanted to make a deep political point, he shouldn't have had his actors showing skin throughout the entire movie. Not that he's complaining, of course, it's just hard to think about much of anything with naked Eastern European babes like full-breasted blonde Agnieszka Pasko walking around. Just be careful with that stapler, Agnieszka!