The Conqueror (2009)

Ukranian horsemen and Polish soldiers duke it out on the steppes in Taras Bulba, aka The Conqueror (2009). In this ultra-patriotic, lavishly detailed Russian production, Taras Bulba (Bogdan Stupka) is a Cossack warrior whose lands are under attack by invading Poles in 16th century Ukraine. Proud and defiant until the end, Taras rallies the horsemen of the region to defeat the kielbasa-eating onslaught in bloody open warfare. But while is father is tearing men limb from limb on the battlefield, his son Andriy (Igor Petrenko) finds himself torn between his love for his fatherland and his love for beautiful Polish maiden Elzhbeta (Magdalena Mielcarz). Unfortunately there’s no bare-ass vulva in Taras Bulba, but Magdalena Mielcarz bares her perky, petite pair as she examines herself in a mirror 57 minutes in, and again in the sack with a Cossack 1 hour, 18 minutes in. In Mother Russia, boobs fondle YOU!