Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
The Advocate Nude Scenes
Great Nudity!
- Genres:
- Crime, Drama, Mystery
- AKA:
- The Hour of the Pig
- Director:
- Leslie Megahey
- Rated:
- NC-17
- Theatrical Release:
- August 24th, 1994
- US DVD Release:
- July 1st, 2003
- Country:
- France, UK
It’s fifteenth-century France and young lawyer Colin Firth--playing the title role in The Advocate (1993)--ditches Paris for the country life. It’s a simpler place filled with simpler minds, which is how he finds himself representing a pig that’s been accused of murder. But judging from the hassles this film got over excessive nudity, you’d think the pig was on trial for making a … Become a Mr Skin Member and get the full review
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Amina Annabi … Samira
0:42:00
breasts
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Synopsis: Amina gives us a nice fat glance at her nice fat glands before some bumbling moron hands her something to cover 'em with. (37 seconds)1:07:00
breasts
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Synopsis: Underneath the watchful gaze of the wise old owl, Amina lets loose with a look her her (huge! bobbling!) left as she and her fella get cozy on a bed. (68 seconds) -
Lysette Anthony … Filette d'Auferre
1:04:00
breasts, bush
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Synopsis: When she gleefully drops her dress for a shocked fella: furrilous frontal fun for all! Someone's not a natural blonde . . . (10 seconds) -
Sophie Dix … Maria
0:32:00
breasts, bush, butt
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Synopsis: The provocatively-named Miss Dix strips off her medieval gear to hop on her guy like a rabbit in heat, showing of a bushels and bushels of B's--all three!--while a cock watches. Yes, you heard me right. (102 seconds) -
Harriet Walter … Jeannine Martin
0:17:00
breasts
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Synopsis: A dude pulls down Harriet's top to disclose her righty. The bad news is, our poor gal is covered in bruises and burns. The good news is: the tit's still in fine shape! (22 seconds) -
Melissa Wilkes … Young Girl
0:06:00
breasts
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Synopsis: In some chap's bizarro dream, Melissa scampers about amongst horses in a thong with her beans a-jumpin', before a guy sticks his long pole into her. . . (28 seconds)1:15:00
breasts, butt
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Synopsis: She stands nude before a woman with a giant novelty swan, showing her taters and rump (Melissa, not the swan). There certainly was more nudity in medieval times than I had previously thought. (33 seconds)