Nora Louise Kuzma a.k.a. Traci Lords was the biggest, hottest, sexiest porn star and and most singularly searing X-rated carnal fixation of Youngman McBeardo’s put-upon puberty years.

It was unbelievably cool, then, when both The Object of Affection and The Objectional Erection turned out to have been born right about the exact same time.

Of course, the scandal of Traci Lords performing in hardcore porn films when she should have been in high-school nearly capsized the entire adult-entertainment industry, but it created a Legend of Lust to endure eternally for the (under)ages.

X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story, a new UK documentary available from Shocking Videos exposes the dirty truth about Traci (McBeardo’s is self-explanatory). Click for the box cover for the E-cup-normous, up-turned scoops. more…

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 6: Misty Mundae

Any regular visitor of Mr Skin knows that we just can’t get enough of Misty Mundae.

Aside from Misty Mundae’s overall superhuman star-power and sharp wit and wonderful way of never hesitating to get naked (while always hesitating to shave her deliciously full-bloomed bush), the A-cupped B-movie skinstation supplied our first-ever Skinterview, and she’s since been the subject of countless reviews, feature stories, and even an appropriately unnerving column by McBeardo.

To look at Misty Mundae is to understand how she conquered the world of outlaw cinema so quickly and so thoroughly. That her most memorable roles have turned up (and on) in the realm of horror makes her a scream queen of the highest -- and hottest -- order.

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Spectral Sacks, Ghostly Glutes, and Phantom Furburger

Hello my friends, and welcome back to Castle Rackula. That clinking of chains you hear upstairs is just something I have going with a couple of girls off of Craigslist, but the sound does put me in mind of those least substantial of supernatural species: ghosts.

Ghosts have a reputation for being depressive, gloomy, self-pitying, and no fun to be around. Having suffered through several extremely long dinner parties down in Knoxville with the Bell Witch and the pre-deceased Jim Varney (who was a delight, unlike his translucent ancestor), I can attest that that reputation is well earned.

But who can blame them? Unlike us vampires, who get to keep their bodies in perfect shape for all of eternity, the physical presence of ghosts is generally reduced to an unappealing and intangible blur.

But sometimes, the movies give us an improved version of reality. These ten movies contain naked specters who would turn Bill Murray and Harold Ramis from Ghostbusters into ghost-lusters!

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Softcore wonder-waif Misty Mundae may have re-skin-vented herself as the relatively less often naked and lezzing-it-up scream-queen Erin Brown, but certainly she could never inflict existential angst upon Man Mountain McBeardo, could she?

Of course she can.

Look at her.

Look at him.

Cripes.

Dark Lord, have Mercy.

Click the pic to learn the (w)hole Misty Mundae naked truth. more…

A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column. more…

These Girls Will Have You Putting Your Chicken in a Chokehold

Recently, Drunken Stepfather compiled a list of some of the hottest babes in that most erotic of televised sports, professional wrestling. He includes favorites like Lita, Sable, Trish Stratus, Torrie Wilson, and the frustratingly never-nude Stacy Keibler.

Mr. Skin has been a fan of wrestling since GLOW: Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, which featured future softcore starlet Sally, the Farmer's Daughter a.k.a Becky Mullen and busty blonde Sandra Margot.

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Tapioca is a starch, like arrowroot or corn starch, used most commonly in the United States as a thickening agent in foods like rice pudding, which is why rice pudding is also called “tapioca.”

But none of this matters too much to the girls of Topless Tapioca Wrestling, who only care about the way it makes their bare-boobed and be-thonged bodies slide over each other in their erotically charged girl-on-girl wrestling matches.

Who can blame them? To see a clip of topless babes Spicy J and Darian Caine doing their thing, click below. more…

Anna Nicole Smith directed herself in this in-depth and personal exploration of the darkest recesses of her psyche.

What she finds there may surprise you. Or it may not. What she finds is herself naked in bubble bath with softcore starlet Ahmo Hight in a French maid outfit.

What she does is suck on Ahmo’s pencil eraser nipples in a fit of lesbian lust after the busty brunette takes off her top and climbs into the tub with her mistress, thong, fishnets, and all.

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Jacqueline Lovell (a.k.a. Sara St. James) starred in dozens of softcore porn movies in the 1990s, including the all-time classic Animal Instincts III, where she gets her muff munched by a lovely lez-leaning brunette.

But in a 1998 episode of the quintessential late-night-cable series Red Shoes Diaries en-tit-led “The Teacher,” Jacqueline demonstrates her ability to make a smooth transition from the hole to the pole, baring boobs and butt blindfolded in the woods with a Russian dude.

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Watch the Mr. Skin Minute to Get the Skinny on What's New and Nude in Theaters and on DVD Every Week.

For Friday, August 22, 2008, Mr. Skin supplies the naked truth on Anna Faris's bare fanny in The House Bunny, the vintage nude Brit birds of the softcore classic Games Girls Play, and naked-butted Sophie Monk leading a hottie parade in Season Four of Entourage.

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Ask any filmmaker: a great movie begins with a great script.

And on this date, in 1999, a mound-blowing motion picture hit DVD (after four years of VHS) that proved that maxim to be true – down to the letter.

The film is titled Animal Instincts III (although sometimes it’s also called Animal Instincts: The Seductress).

The screenwriter was Selwyn Harris. The director, Gregory Dark. The boobs, butthole and vagina came courtesy of Wendy Schumacher, and a whole bunch of other California hotties, one of whom happened to be real-teen porn scorcher Jenteal.

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Naked vampire girls go wild as Showtime premieres its TV series adaptation of The Hunger on this date in 1997.

The Hunger started out, in 1983, as an elegant, proto-goth-girl vampire movie featuring a Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon lesbian scene for the immortal ages.

Gloomy gals and the guys who dig their coffins sank their fangs so deep into the film that, 14 years later, cable's Showtime network spun it off into a late-night erotic-anthology series.

Overseen by original director Tony Scott, along with his filmmaking brother Ridley Scott (Alien, Blade Runner), the TV version of The Hunger showcased numerous supernatural sirens stripping nude and doing what comes smolderingly to creatures of the night.

For a nakedly breathtaking view of the show's succubisexuals who sucked more then mere blood, join us after the jump.

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