Count Rackula Reviews Two Horror Classics

Greetings, my friends, and welcome back to Castle Rackula. This week I am very excited to be talking about two of the most important horror movies of the early 1980s, now available for the first time in deluxe edition DVD from the good people at Grindhouse Releasing.

The first is Lucio Fulci’s legendary 1981 Gothic gore-fest The Beyond, or as my friend Bob Guccione would say, L'aldila ; the second in Juan Piquer Simon’s 1982 skin-filled cult classic Pieces, or Mil gritos tiene la noche if you’re Francisco Franco.

Read the full reviews and watch a clip from Pieces after the bite. more…

Code Red DVD does right by the once-lost '80s teen sex classic Hot Moves!

L.A.'s UltraStar Studio plays host to art-damaged Third Reich ravishers!

IronBabe's Jackie Stevens steps in and strips down for Misty Mundae -- electrifyingly elongated-nipples-first!

And Return to Sleepaway Camp may herald a renaissance of weird, haunting, unsanitary sexual amusements from a quarter-century ago coming back to bite us in (the front of) the pants.

Click on Das Boobs for the (w)hole truth. more…

Covered in leftover fake blood? Have a candy hangover? Or do you still need to jack o' lantern? You've come to the right place for all your post-Halloween needs! Mr Skin's been hard . . . at work, scouring this week's television shows for the good parts while you've been busy putting your costume together.

This past week, Grey's Anatomy makes us want to operate on nearly-nude Sara Ramirez and Ellen Pompeo, Lindsay Lohan hits Ugly Betty to show off some pretty panties, True Blood thrills and chills with even MORE boobage from Anna Paquin and Lizzy Caplan, Meredith Monroe's nude debut in Californication, and Lucy Liu almost bares her juicy two in Dirty Sexy Money.

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Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 13: Sissy Spacek

In the course of an acclaimed career spanning four decades and 60 films, naturally blonde Texan thespian Sissy Spacek has starred in just two horror movies. One is the unremarkable 2005 spooker An American Haunting. The other, from 1976, is the one that forever burned Sissy’s place in the pantheon of Scream Queens: Carrie.

Adapted from Stephen King’s debut novel by crackpot auteur Brian DePalma, Carrie chronicles Sissy in the title role as the hapless high-school victim of persecution from the cool kids at school, and a religious-freak mother (Piper Laurie) at home.

Unbeknownst to her tormentors, Carrie boasts telekinetic powers which, after a wicked prank involving pig’s blood, make for a prom night massacre to remember.

As noted in Knocked Up, Carrie is skinstantly remarkable for featuring nudity in its very opening credits.

Sissy Spacek’s “dirty pillows” are fabulously buoyant and pink-nippled, and we even see her fluffy muff as she freaks out over her first period in a locker room full of naked teens.

For that, and for the sexy way she wipes out the whole school with her mind during Carrie’s climax, Sissy Spacek will forever be hailed as one of horror’s most skincandescent honeys.

Click the pic to see Sissy Spacek nude. more…

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 14: Brinke Stevens

Brinke Stevens debuted nude in the feminist-created Slumber Party Massacre (1982) and, 29 naked film appearances later, unveiled her frighteningly sexy bare body mo(i)st recently in Zombiegeddon (2003).

San Diego-born Brinke has actually turned up (and on) in 119 (1) movies to date, with her first being the whacked-out, Bert I. Gordon-produced black-magic freak-fest Necromancy (1972), starring Orson Welles!

Now that is a body of work for a Scream Queen.

On top(less) of those skin-pressive, just consider exactly which movies showcase Brinke in the buff. Among them are: Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity, Nightmare Sisters, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, The Jigsaw Murders, Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge, Haunting Fear, Scream Queen Hot Tub Party, Teenage Exorcist, and Demon Lust.

Click the skin-itiation pic to see Brinke Stevens nude. more…

Throughout the Month of October, Mr. Skin Counts Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 31: Janet Leigh

In the annals of fright films, there is a time before Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho (1960), and there’s all the scary stuff that came in its hacking, bleeding, cross-dressing, corpse-keeping aftermath.

Janet Leigh, as blonde schemer Marion Crane, is as much a key element of Psycho’s classic status as Anthony Perkins in the role of Mama’s Boy anti-hero Norman Bates and the Master of Suspense himself.

Without Janet’s hair-raising howls and daring bare body shots (click the pic to see her nude), there would be no Psycho shower scene, and without that shower scene the world be a much less frightening -- and sexy -- place.

So here’s to you, Naked Scream Queen #31 Janet Leigh. Thanks for scaring us stiff and right into the shower for nearly half-a-century. And thank you, too, for your very lovely daughter (more on her coming up...). more…

Watch the Mr. Skin Minute to Get the Skinny on What's New and Nude in Theaters and on DVD Every Week.

For Friday, September 19, 2008, Mr. Skin exposes the naked truth on Julianne Moore’s all-girl threeway shower scene in Blindness, Leah Cairns greaty-great nude caboose in 88 Minutes, and the all-points-naked Rebecca De Mornay in the 25th Anniversary DVD of Risky Business. Press play now! more…

Besides Emmanuelle, no female movie franchise character has been the skinspiration for more nudity than Ilsa.

Played by Dyanne Thorne in Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Shieks, Ilsa the Tigress of Siberia, and Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS, the busty blonde sadist appeared for the last time in the women-in-prison classic Ilsa: The Wicked Warden, lording her power over an oft-nude population of female inmates.

In this scene, we get to see Dyanne soaping up her ginormous jugs in the tub intercut with shots of the prisoners’ pontoons, poontangs, and poopers as they shower en masse under the hungry gaze of lesbian guards.

The wicked warden will have you wanking your weenis!

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Before her life was tragically cut short in 1988, gorgeous blonde Angela Aames lent her talent to some true classics of the sex comedy genre, including H.O.T.S., Bachelor Party, and Fairy Tales, where she showed all three b’s as Little Bo Peep.

In sci-fi action comedy The Lost Empire, Angela appears nude in a shower scene, washing off from her previous girl-girl mud wrestling session and displaying her delectable dairy bombs and derriere.

So take aame, and click below to watch the complete clip. more…

Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer and personal favorite Uschi Digard pulled out all the stops for the 1972 X-rated women-in-prison drama Prison Girls.

Originally shot in 3-D, the movie follows Uschi and her incarcerated gal-pals as they go out for a weekend on a flesh-filled furlough.

In this clip, Ms. Digard and a couple of her equally hairy fellow inmates bare all three B’s in a obligatory shower scene.

Click below and prepare for some bushy beavers. more…

Mr. Skin Pays Video Tribute to the Teen Sex Comedy Favorite, Porky's

In springtime 1982, writer-director Bob Clark's cumming-of-age farce Porky's ignited the box office and rewrote the rules regarding how much raunch was permissible not only in teen sex comedies, but in all R-rated movies, period.

Mr. Skin gives you the complete skinny on Porky's in a new Skinstant Classic video. Come revisit Pee-Wee and the boys peeping in on the girls' shower room, Kim Cattrall as furry-lapped cheerleader coach "Lassie," and get a load of Miss Beulah Balbricker applying hands to gland in a most unforgettably hilarious fashion. Just press play and watch. more…

Artie Lange Proclaims: "This is the Hottest Chick We've Ever Had in the Studio!"

Each month, Howard TV—the on-demand cable channel of The Howard Stern Show—selects one supreme beauty out of countless millions to represent the tantalizing televisual wing of the King of All Media's ever-expanding kingdom.

Miss Howard TV for August 2008 is buxom blonde Shawn Carla, a five-foot-nine bisexual Maine native who proclaims of her intercourse preferences: "I love being on the bottom with my feet over the guy's shoulders . . . and being choked!"

Breast of all, Mr. Skin Premium is loaded with skinfo on Shawn Carla nude, including naked pics and clips of her in the sexy fright flick The Risen.

After the jump, get a preview of Shawn Carla naked. more…