If there’s one thing that stands out about sex-tape and reality-TV star Kim Kardashian, it’s her bountiful, juicy Kard-ass-ian! That rotund rump catapulted Kim from mere friend-of-Paris-Hilton to superstar status, and all she had to do was turn it toward onlooking cameras. On her E! show Keeping up with the Kardashians, Kim attempted to stuff her seat meat into a pair of tight jeans, resulting in massive assive overflow. See a free pic of Kim Kardashian nude in Keeping up with the Kardashians after the cut. more…

Bai Ling Naked Nip Slip at X-Files Premiere; Kim Kardashian Modeling Mongo Seat Meat in Public

Bigger isn’t always better, except when we’re talking about the doorknob-sized wonder-nipples of slinky, Chinese-born minx Bai Ling and/or the mega-prodigious posterior of boob-tube booty queen Kim Kardashian.

Our friends The Paparazzi recently captured each of these bombshells who are very specifically hyper-endowed in very specific sexual characteristics showing off the stuff they've got the best of . . . and the most of. Yum-yum!

To see Bai Ling nude in public and Kim Kardashian nude on TV, follow the jump. more…