Skin on the Street: Where the Skin Team Presses Flesh With the Public to Tackle Today's Toughest Tinseltown T&A Questions.

Today's Query: Who's the hottest mainstream porn star -- Jenna Jameson or Tera Patrick?

Gorgeous ladies of the X-rated industry come and go, but only a gland-ful cross over into mainstream pop-culture success.

In the past, there was Linda Lovelace, Kristine De Bell, Marilyn Chambers, and Traci Lords. But(t) today, when one thinks of porn goddesses gone Hollywood, a towering twosome (or is that foursome) comes to mind … hard.

Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick.

The Skin Team hit the pavement to ask which hardcore hottie you found the most arousing. Press play for the results. more…

A former competitive gymnast and dancer at the international level, fresh-faced Texas beauty Teagan Presley started doing porn at age 19 and quickly became a phenomenon, appearing in movies like Anal Prostitutes on Video 1 (2004) and Cum in My Ass Not in My Mouth 2 (2004). Teagan has also appeared on the hit HBO series Entourage, The Howard Stern Show, and in the blockbuster comedy Superbad (2007). In 2007 Teagan had new breast implants put in and auctioned off the old ones on eBay. Recently Teagan sat down with our own Maximilian Mueller to discuss dog bites, old movies, and her new policy of exclusive onscreen lesbianism. more…

Megan Fox: wet top, hard nips. (Less Clothes)

Howard Stern got Jillian Grace pregnant … albeit in a roundabout, via-David-Spade kind of way. (Marks Friggin)

David Duchovny is a Californicator. (Yeeeah!)

Julianne Moore boobs out in Italian Vogue. (Nudography)

Me-WOW! Kim Kardashian’s Pussycat Doll video. (IDLYITW)

Ciara poses for near-vaginal Vibe cover so you won’t need Cialis. (Oh No They Didn’t)

Jordan with a horse. (Drunken Stepfather)

Christina Ricci is bikini peachy. (The Grumpiest)

Anna Semenovic sings about vodka, borscht, and bears, and also poses in (and out of) hot, hot underwear. (Holy Taco) more…

Shockingly Big Bra Size for Girl-Kissing Pop Star

Beacon for the bi-curious Katy Perry revealed today on the Howard Stern Show that her bra size is a surprising 32DD.

The “ I Kissed a Girl” singer has always impressed Mr. Skin with her constant talk of kissing girls, but now there’s a whole new reason to be impressed by Katy. And it’s just under her sweater.

This picture of Katy’s kleavage suggests a prominent set of jugs, but no one will know for sure until she disrobes on camera.

Are we looking at a rack comparable to Pam Anderson’s here? Mr. Skin wants to know from his readers what they think, so leave a comment.

Click below to check out a free topless pic of 32DD actress Diora Baird for comparison. more…

Mr. Skin to Lange: “Go Artie!”

Comedian, star of Beer League, and Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange, a long-time friend of Mr. Skin, decided to skip his planned appearance on Bob Saget’s Comedy Central Roast this weekend and checked himself into an intensive outpatient treatment center for help with his addictions. Read more after the cut. more…

Robin Quivers’ Skinterracial Romance With Funnyman Jim Florentine Goes the Way of Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf and Kenneth Keith Kallenbach. Mr. Skin Gets a Pass From Mrs. Skin to Squire the Queen of All Media!

As a shocking aside leading up to her regularly daily newscast (okay, she does it Monday through Thursday, roughly 40 weeks a year with both standard calendar and Jewish holidays off, too), Robin Quivers revealed that her storybook love affair with outrageous stand-up comic and Crank Yanker Jim Florentine had come to an end.

Mr. Skin is available and in active pursuit! Get the skinny after the jump! (Photo courtesy of Delaware Online.) more…

Queen of All Media Robin Quivers Nude—If Playboy Offers the “Right Price”

Robin Quivers, the bazooka-bosomed co-host of The Howard Stern Show and possessor of a pair of the mightiest brown milk bombers to ever strain bra straps, today officially announced on the beloved Sirius Satellite Radio program that she would now "think about" posing nude for Playboy . . . if the esteemed men’s magazine came up with “the right price.”

After a recent weight loss and conversion to coffee-enema-powered veganism, robust Robin, who is currently approaching age 56, looks lovelier and more lust-inducing than ever.

The prospect of the dusky-hued, humongously-dairy-pillowed newswoman baring her freshly toned and trimmed naked curves on the pages of Playboy is already causing our “ham hands” to reach for their natural destinations.

Now if only she had skipped that breast reduction . . .

For Robin Quivers flashing video action, join us after the jump. more…

Artie Lange Proclaims: "This is the Hottest Chick We've Ever Had in the Studio!"

Each month, Howard TV—the on-demand cable channel of The Howard Stern Show—selects one supreme beauty out of countless millions to represent the tantalizing televisual wing of the King of All Media's ever-expanding kingdom.

Miss Howard TV for August 2008 is buxom blonde Shawn Carla, a five-foot-nine bisexual Maine native who proclaims of her intercourse preferences: "I love being on the bottom with my feet over the guy's shoulders . . . and being choked!"

Breast of all, Mr. Skin Premium is loaded with skinfo on Shawn Carla nude, including naked pics and clips of her in the sexy fright flick The Risen.

After the jump, get a preview of Shawn Carla naked. more…

Naked Lesbian Sex Lover Alanis Morrisette Caught in Nude Pissing Video!

Canadian songbird Alanis Morisette has never been one to hold back her feelings, especially if they’re sexual in nature and they’re directed at other naked women.

At least that's what naked Alanis Morissette has confessed to, out loud.

Now Mr. Skin can report that Alanis Morissette also apparently does not hold back her urine, especially in public and especially if she’s being filmed!

And we've got the bare-butt Alanis Morissette naked piss video to prove it! See naked-ass Alanis Morissette peeing after the cut! more…

Artie Lange Loves Naked Marisa Tomei. See Why (and How)!

Beloved, behemoth, beachfront-home-owning Howard Stern Show sidekick and all-around hilarity-maker Artie Lange recently proclaimed his profound passion for Marisa Tomei's ta-tas. Mr. Skin is delighted to deliver the topless goods!

The good-hearted, gargantuan Garden State goombah has long been one of Mr. Skin’s favorites, and so, in extra special honor of Artie’s recent return from cracking up the troops (in a good way) in Afghanistan, let us give the great man what he wants (other than meatballs, Jack Daniels, prostitutes, unmarked prescription pads, good odds on the American League in the All-Star Game, and a sequel to Beer League).

Marisa Tomei nude in Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead--Mr. Skin’s pick for the very breast nude scene of 2007--follows after the cut (somebody please show Artie how to click “MORE” below. Thank you, J.D.) more…

As I was listening to Howard Stern this morning, I was shocked along with everyone else at the way Artie Lange's disagreement over money with his assistant Teddy resulted in a violent explosion on his part and subsequent resignation from the show. As a huge fan of the show, and of Artie in particular--especially after viewing the hi-def nudity in the new, Blu-Ray edition DVD of Beer League!--I'm distressed at the thought of his actually leaving the air. I know all the other fans are with me when I say that the Stern show wouldn't be the same without him, and I sincerely hope he can work out whatever difficulties he's having presently. And most importantly, I hope that he comes back from Amsterdam in one piece and is back on the air after the break! more…

Here's some skinteresting news from the world of high finance: Today, the U.S. Justice Department approved the merger of the country's two satellite radio providers, Sirius and XM. At MrSkin.com, this is great news because it will result in millions of XM subscribers gaining access to Sirius programming, including the Mr. Skin minute, which is currently heard as part of "Howard 100 News." Now XM subscribers will be able to hear my regular skin-depth analysis of the nudity in movies about to be released to theaters or on DVD so they won't waste their time waiting for a nip slip that's never going to happen. It's going to be skin-sational! more…