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Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

Early skintelligence proves incorrect: Diora Baird does NOT don Star Trek body paint; the lime-hued lovely on-screen is actually P2 and Dumb and Dumberer babe Rachel Nichols.

Director J.J. Abrams’ acclaimed big-screen reinvention of the Star Trek franchise is beaming up big bucks at the box office, and setting phasers to stun with the character of Gaila, a green-skinned, bra-and-panties-clad Starfleet Academy cadet who rooms with Uhura (Zoe Saldana) and gets busy with young James T. Kirk (Chris Pine).

Early reports leaked from the highly secretive project indicated that wonder-bosomed Wedding Crashers beauty Diora Baird would appear in Trek as a verdant vixen.

MrSkin.com erroneously identified Gaila as being portrayed by Ms. Baird. Alas, it is clear now that Diora Baird does not appear in the final cut of this Star Trek.

Great green Gaila is embodied by ravishing Rachel Nichols.

Mr Skin apologizes for this mistake, but would like to point out that both Rachel and Diora are busty blondes and, most importantly, each boasts huge breasts as luscious and natural as Gaila’s green skin is fake.

Live long and prosper. Naked.