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GIRL FROM STARSHIP VENUS (1975)
NUDES: Monika Ringwald (breasts, butt, bush)
THE SKINNY: Bavarian bombshell Monika Ringwald tantalizingly embodies the title role in the sci-fi softcore favorite, Girl From Starship Venus (1975). Called simply Explorer, this stacked sextra-terrestrial lands in swinging London and comes (literally) to enjoy her surroundings as she learns the ins-and-outs (again, literally) of skintimate human relations especially as it plays (and lays) out in the porn-and-stripper heavy Soho district. The Girl From Starship Venus will give you plenty to blast off about.

LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT: COLLECTOR’S EDITION
STUDIO: MGM
NUDES: Sandra Cassel (breasts, butt, bush) (Picture-1), Lucy Grantham (breasts, butt, bush) (Picture-1), Jeramie Rain (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Wes Craven’s proper directorial debut The Last House on the Left (1972)--not counting the skin flick Together (1971)--is a grueling tale of two innocent teenagers who are kidnapped, humiliated and murdered by a gang of psychos. The good news is that the creeps get punished. The bad news is that the punishment seems just as sleazy as the original crime. At least Craven craftily sucks in the audience by casting young beauties Sandra Cassel and Lucy Grantham as the innocent victims, providing some real beauty before the mayhem. And if you prefer bad girls, sexy Jeramie Rain shows off some nip while gussying up for a busy day of perversion.

RUNNING HOT (1984)
STUDIO: Navarre Corporation
NUDES: Monica Carrico
THE SKINNY: Eric Stoltz stars in the action thriller Running Hot (1984) as Danny Hicks, a teen accused of murdering his own father. Upon bolting from lock-up, Danny comes across seasoned stripper Charlene (Monica Carrico), and the two take their newfound passion on the lam. A madman with a badge, Officer Trent (Stuart Margolin) hunts the loves down in a slam-bang cat-and-mouse chase made all the more explosive by Monica’s nude body. Running Hot will get you that way.

SCHOOLGIRL REPORT PART 5: WHAT ALL PARENTS SHOULD KNOW (1973)
STUDIO: Impulse Pictures
NUDES: Puppa Armbruster (FFN, butt), Ulrike Butz (FFN, butt), Sonja Jeannine, Cleo Kretschmer (FFN, butt), Ingrid Steeger (FFN, butt)
THE SKINNY: One of the most controversial entries in Germany’s classic soft-sex Schoolgirl Report film series, Shoolgirl Report Part 5: What All Parents Should Know (1973) contains the usual gorgeous Euro-teens in the raw. Other topics covered in this erotic anthology are a pair of strumpets seducing a teacher, the joys of young lady’s self-love, fantasies about a school chaplain, and what happens when two carnally charged students set themselves on the campus handyman. What All Parents Should Know is that this movie is hot!

SEX DRIVE (2008)
STUDIO: Summit Entertainment
NUDES: Massiel Perdomo (breasts) (Picture-), Caley Hayes (breasts) (Picture-)
THE SKINNY: Ian Lafferty (Josh Zuckerman) is a soon-to-be college freshman who decides to take a 500-mile road trip to lose his virginity in the teen comedy Sex Drive (2008). When Ian meets a girl online who lives in Knoxville and wants to sleep with him, he steals a vintage Pontiac GTO belonging to his older brother Rex (James Marsden) and hits the road with his best friends Lance (Clark Duke) and Felicia (Amanda Crew). Along the way we get to see two and a half racks, including a lefty from nudecomer Caley Hayes. This road trip will have you hitchhiking under the covers.

VIVA (2007)
STUDIO: Cult Epics
NUDES: Anna Biller (breasts, bush), Bridget Brno (breasts), Jessica Chortkoff (FFN), Lisa Ann Davis, Jenny Hedley, Carol Holst, Teersa Kramer (breasts, bush), Andrea Lain (FFN, butt), Anne McAuley (breasts), Adrienne O’Sullivan (FFN, butt), Marcela Pierce (right breast), Robbin Ryan (breasts), Anna Simpson (breasts, bush)
THE SKINNY: Voluptuous visionary Anna Biller wrote, directed, and stars in Viva (2007), a vibrant, colorful, udderly brilliant celebration of softcore sex epics from the classic days of Russ Meyer and Radley Metzger that matches even those masters for erotic imagination and excellence in execution. Anna plays Barbi, a frustrated housewife circa 1972 who drifts up off the couch along with hot neighbor Sheila (Bridget Brno) and into a heady world of suburban hedonism, smack at the height of the swing-crazy sexual revolution. Empowered by explorations of orgies, lesbianism, nude modeling, avant-garde theater, and other winningly indulgent kicks of the day, Barbi changes her name to “Viva”, and a sensually liberated sexbomb is born and so is a mega-talent in the ferociously arousing form of Anna Biller. Viva la Viva!


WHAT JUST HAPPENED? (2008)
STUDIO: Magnolia
NUDE: Moon Bloodgood (right breast, BODY DOUBLE)
THE SKINNY: Robert DeNiro stars as a Hollywood producer at the end of his career and, possibly the end of his rope in the dark show business comedy What Just Happened? (2008). Adapted by director Barry Levinson (Rain Man) from a book by real-life mogul Art Linson (who also wrote the screenplay), What Just Happened? exposes the nastiness of movie making and the joy with which those involved taking treat one another so badly. Among them is Bruce Willis playing a cartoonishly over-the-top version of himself. Fortunately, the movie also exposes the naked body of sexy starlet Moon Bloodgood. What Just Happened? You got a boner.