Anna Simpson Nude

If every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings (C’mon! Jimmy Stewart? Christmas? Never mind—just go with it.), then Mr. Skin chooses to believe that every time a naked breast appears on camera, an angel bends his wings just a little bit. If this is truly the case, then the film Viva (2007) alone has created an entire army full of angels with tilted halos and bent feathers, and Anna Simpson is personally responsible for two of those bends. One of the scenes in this comedy, drama, and musical nod to the ‘70s free-spirited sexual revolution involves a visit to a nudist colony, filled with all sizes and shapes of bodies—it’s a regular smorgasbord of nakedness upon which to feast. Anna, playing the character “Nudist Pot Grower,” reveals not only her treasure chest, but her treasure triangle as well. The starlet’s boobs are more than a solid hand full, with juicy areolas and pink nipples riper than any fruit, and a bush that’s not quite a throw-back to the ‘70s, but has more foliage than the Mary Jane at her feet. Slim hips and barely there tan lines add to the sizzling starlet's naked form, and make it so much easier to ignore the dangling parts of the guys who are also hanging out in the nudist colony (Mr. Skin likes to pretend they’re not really there). Now. It’s time for Mr. Skin to go ring a bunch of bells, so there are more wings available to be bent.