Sin tetas no hay paraíso (2010)

The title of the Columbian thriller Sin tetas no hay paraíso (2010) translates literally as Without Tits There is No Paradise, a sentiment that Mr. Skin hard-ily agrees with. Based on a popular TV series, Sin tetas no hay paraíso stars Isabel Cristina Cadavid as Catalina, a young woman who becomes obsessed with the idea of getting breast implants. To raise the money for her new ta-tas, Catalina becomes a "prepago," a hooker who specializes in servicing drug traffickers. Complications, of course, ensue. Our heroine may be obsessed with breasts, but it's Linda Lucía Callejas who bares her two tickets to paradise (and a bonus ass shot) while entertaining a client. Talk about a heavenly body!