Nude Scenes from
Resident Evil (2002)

They've got beauty . . . and brrraiiiiiiinnnnns.

Sultry stars are always a welcome sight in horror films. There's nothing like a beautiful face and drop-dead sexy body to balance out blood and gore.

In zombie films, it's always nice to have some actual live, warm flesh to balance out the rotting kind, so for today's top 10 list, we're honoring the sexiest stars of the greatest zombie movies. Whether they're zombie killers, like Milla Jovovich, or the undead themselves, like Jenna Jameson nude in Zombie Strippers, these horny hotties will get you in the Halloween spirit.

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Stick around the Internet for the next little while and, I promise you, some unconscionable cliché-spewer will assault your computer screen with a phrase he’ll want you to believe he just came up with himself:

“Two words: Nazi. Zombies.”

Please note the period after each of these two words. It wouldn't be Internet Douchespeak without them.

Motivating this tripe is hype for an official Tool-Approved Sundance Take on the Topic. Don’t fall for it. Fall in love, instead, with Shock Waves and Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies. All over again.

Better still, support new horror efforts on the order of Gutterballs and Blood and Sex Nightmaer, where the hair that gets raised -- amazingly, on-camera -- is pubic. Other times, the naked vaginas on up-close display are bald.

Come swallow the whole mess after the jump.

Inspired by the classic Judas Priest song "Turbo Lover" and the fact that today marks the second anniversary of the founding of the Republic of Serbia, I thought I'd use today's blog to compile a list of the three Serbians who have made the greatest contributions to cinematic nudity. Forget ultra-nationalist dictator Slobodan Milosevic, Nobel Prize-nominated postmodern novelist Milorad Pavic, and Byzantine Emperor Constantine XI, these are the three people I think of when I hear the strains of "Boze pravde."

Milla Jovovich

A half-serb born in Ukraine, Milla Jovovich became a skin-stant star at the age of 16 in Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991) when she went topless to (in a sense) reprise the role made famous by 15 year old Brooke Shields in The Blue Lagoon (1980). Since coming of age, Milla's mams, muff and mudflaps have been on display in movies like Resident Evil (2002) No Good Deed (2002) and .45 (2006), where she makes out with the very nubile Aisha Tyler and gets her box munched in the shower by Sarah Strange. Nothing strange about that!

Rada Rassimov

An Italian babe of Serbian descent, Rada Rassimov's rack revelations in the X-rated skinternational sex comedy Grandeur Nature (1974) must have made both her home country and her adopted one proud. After all, between Serbia's Carpathian Mountains and Italy's Alps, both nationalities know how to appreciate a nice set of peaks.

Peter Bogdanovich

Serbian on one side and Austrian Jewish on the other, Peter Bogdanovich is a legendary figure in Hollywood, mainly because of the amazing ups and downs he has experienced. Bogdonavich was conceived as his parents were fleeing the Nazis, wrote many well-received pieces of film criticism before he began making movies, worked with Roger Corman, was a protegee of Orson Welles, was hailed as a genius for the Mr. Skin Hall of Fame classic The Last Picture Show (1971) then panned as a hack for At Long Last Love (1975), slept with Cybill Shepherd and doomed playmate Dorothy Stratten, then, eight years after her death, married Dorothy's 20 year old sister Louise when he was 49. If you can think of it, Peter's Bog-done-ovich'd it!

Many a teat tip has graced the pages of Mrskin.com. Fat nipples, pink nipples, brown ones, upward pointers, inverted ones. Here at Skin Central, we celebrate every sweater spout, but only one pair can emerge victorious as being named GNATs, a.k.a. the Greatest Nipples of All Time. And they come attached to the sublimely slinky supermodel and action-flick chick Milla Jovovich.