Everyone knows the best thing about a girl on a bike is what's pressed against the seat, and this steamysoftcore flick from T&Auteur Zalman King certainly fits the bill. Red Shoe Diaries 12: Girl on a Bike (2006) stars David Duchovny in one of three sexy stories featuring dirty talk between secret admirers, an encounter on a train that'll get your locomotive chugging, and a glimpse of one man's perfect woman in the form of Geraldine Cotte, who bares her puffy pink pointers in the sack. Mind if we smell the seat afterwards?