Nude on the Moon (1961)

Grab your rocket and blast off with the udder-ly charming "nudie cutie" flick Nude on the Moon (1961). Co-written and co-directed by skinfamous sleaze merchant Doris Wishman, the plot of Nude on the Moon is quite simple: a wealthy rocket scientist (William Mayer) recruits his scientist pal Dr. Huntley (Lester Brown) to help him organize mankind’s first lunar mission. Upon arrival, the pair discovers that not only does the moon look suspiciously like Florida, but it’s also inhabited by topless women! Speaking of pairs, Marietta is the lovely Moon Goddess who bares the delightfully full moons on her chest. Houston, we have a hard-on!