Queen of All Media Robin Quivers NudeIf Playboy Offers the “Right Price”
Robin Quivers, the bazooka-bosomed co-host of The Howard Stern Show and possessor of a pair of the mightiest brown milk bombers to ever strain bra straps, today officially announced on the beloved Sirius Satellite Radio program that she would now "think about" posing nude for Playboy . . . if the esteemed men’s magazine came up with “the right price.”
After a recent weight loss and conversion to coffee-enema-powered veganism, robust Robin, who is currently approaching age 56, looks lovelier and more lust-inducing than ever.
The prospect of the dusky-hued, humongously-dairy-pillowed newswoman baring her freshly toned and trimmed naked curves on the pages of Playboy is already causing our “ham hands” to reach for their natural destinations.
Now if only she had skipped that breast reduction . . .
