Hef’s Hottie Hoists Out Her Heavenly Hoots

Kendra Wilkinson, Playboy Playmate and (arguably) the breast-known reality TV ravisher on The Girls Next Door, livened up a show biz shindig this past weekend by busting out her mighty pink-tipped milk-bombers.

Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt, it’s up to you now to follow (birthday) suit.

Join us after the jump for a full-blown blast of Kendra Wilkinson’s magnificently naked funbags. more…

Queen of All Media Robin Quivers Nude—If Playboy Offers the “Right Price”

Robin Quivers, the bazooka-bosomed co-host of The Howard Stern Show and possessor of a pair of the mightiest brown milk bombers to ever strain bra straps, today officially announced on the beloved Sirius Satellite Radio program that she would now "think about" posing nude for Playboy . . . if the esteemed men’s magazine came up with “the right price.”

After a recent weight loss and conversion to coffee-enema-powered veganism, robust Robin, who is currently approaching age 56, looks lovelier and more lust-inducing than ever.

The prospect of the dusky-hued, humongously-dairy-pillowed newswoman baring her freshly toned and trimmed naked curves on the pages of Playboy is already causing our “ham hands” to reach for their natural destinations.

Now if only she had skipped that breast reduction . . .

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Explicit Vid May or May Not Showcase Avril Lavigne Nude, Riding Skater Boi

Celebrity Sex Tape Archive is reporting rumors that a hardcore video has surfaced that features pint-sized pop-punk power-pixie Avril Lavigne.

Mr. Skin is a huge fan of the deliciously petite and potently punchy Ms. Lavigne and, upon examining the evidence here at the Skin Labs, our team has drawn a conclusion.

Get the results (and a peek at pics from the video) after the jump.

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Funnyman Dave Attell to Host New Gong Show, But Will It Be a Nude Gong Show?

Hilarious sad-sack gut-buster Dave Attell sat in on The Howard Stern Show to discuss (aside from his once having plunged the hairy recesses of Sarah Silverman) his gig as the host of Comedy Central’s new version of The Gong Show.

Among the oddball acts Attell said to watch out for on the ’70s revival were “queefers” and “a woman who shoots darts out of her vagina,” which are aimed at balloons tied to her husband.

When asked if such outrages would pass muster with Comedy Central censors, Attell insisted that the network was being “totally cool.”

Let’s hope so. But will they be as hot as vintage Gong Show panelist Jaye P. Morgan, who was not em-Barris-ed to bare her lusciously miniature milk mallets in the mighty Gong Show Movie?

Click on through to see Jaye P. Morgan naked after the cut. more…