No Way Home (1997)

No Way Home (1996) is one of those gritty crime dramas involving an ex-con who is threatened by his brother's ponying up to the drug world. You know the type: bleak and existential. What's the point? Has life lost all meaning? Once we killed God has humanity condemned itself to a spiraling down cycle of abuse and hopelessness? Those are some heavy questions, and ones that need answers, positive and life-affirming ones or else we're all doomed. That's where Bernadette Penotti comes in. She only has a small role, but it's a skinful one, as she collapses against a wall of made of cases of cheap beer. No, alcohol isn't the answer. Bernadette's burning-hot and pointy tits are. Life is good.